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"Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."

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You must be, if you think Villa are playing Villa πŸ˜‰

06.12.2025 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And Kwasi Kwarteng, something she had in common with Amber Rudd.

And several unnamed male researchers.

06.12.2025 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I sense the husband is simply disengaged, given the amount of times she's, erm, "entertained" other men.

No, that's not me slut shaming her, merely me pointing out that their marriage is probably one of convenience.

She probably wouldn't listen anyway. Even Cummings said she was a lunatic.

06.12.2025 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Oswald Mosley gets a well aimed half brick to his head on a visit to Liverpool

Oswald Mosley gets a well aimed half brick to his head on a visit to Liverpool

Treat him the way scousers treated Oswald Mosley

06.12.2025 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Being raised near Liverpool, I understand.

06.12.2025 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#lemot

06.12.2025 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Greyhound, starring Tom Hanks, in which Stephen Graham has a cracking Noo Joisey accent, despite his being from Kirkby, near Liverpool.

06.12.2025 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Send them an Alaskan Pipeline.

06.12.2025 12:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tice will be up in a moment to call him a liar.

05.12.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd love it if that trophy somehow found its way up his arsehole

05.12.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Mail and Telegraph will be eviscerating him tomorrow and calling for the BBC to be defunded, again.

05.12.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck FIFA.

#fuckfifa

05.12.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Michael Palin

Michael Palin

If you see this, quote with your model of positive masculinity

05.12.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Gazela Vinho Verde RosΓ©, "A light spritz and plenty of spunk in the mouth... Truly refreshing." according to DJ Kearney of WineAlign

Gazela Vinho Verde RosΓ©, "A light spritz and plenty of spunk in the mouth... Truly refreshing." according to DJ Kearney of WineAlign

Are they sampling this?

05.12.2025 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He'll be dropping a few tabs later

05.12.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One for your block lists:

@gulfofamericaaa.bsky.social

05.12.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

J'espère qu'il se l'enfoncera dans le cul du Trump

05.12.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unlike Farage, Manning admitted he was a racist...

05.12.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not in the Berlaymont, but on Rue Joseph II, near the European Commission building... The Old Hack pub.

Literally everyone else would leave when he walked in.

05.12.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Erm... Isn't that your job?

05.12.2025 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's not that substantial.

05.12.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope I get one.

I'm going to send them an Alaskan Pipeline in return.

Well, they're all for fossil fuels, no?

05.12.2025 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Am I right in thinking that, as well as shared dogma, Farage and Hitler only have a pair of testicles between them?

05.12.2025 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Whamageddon.

I'm out, as of this morning. Unexpectedly caught in the car.

#whamageddon

05.12.2025 11:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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#lemot

05.12.2025 10:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's an easy way to achieve this, too.

When the patient is in the initial triage, just ask this question as part of it: "Would you prefer to be treated by a white British doctor / nurse"?

Any replying "yes" are then required to wait until a white British doctor / nurse becomes available.

05.12.2025 09:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not quite.

He's not pissing his pants in fear.

05.12.2025 09:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Rising racism blamed for collapse in number of foreign nurses coming to UK Number of overseas nurses and midwives registered between April and September was half that of a year ago

Brexit emboldened the racists.

Tories and Labour pandered to them, and continue to do so.

This is where it's got us.

www.theguardian.com/society/2025...

05.12.2025 09:08 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whoever won will resign in six weeks.

Or get kicked out for racism.

04.12.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm 76, apparently

04.12.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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