Lucas McWhaley

Tbh I thought this was a screengrab from Joker.

@vincemancini.bsky.social really hoping you do Dead Yourself a Wood eventually, if only to hear wild newspaper articles from the 1870s. Also the challenge for @mattlieb.bsky.social to find enough popular songs from the era to parody.

‘The tigers are hungry’: endangered but deadly, the world’s largest big cat is sowing fear in Siberia’s villages The spread of African swine flu among the wild boars the animals eat has led to the deadliest winter for attacks on people in the Russian region for decades – and a spike in tiger killings

@johnvaillant.bsky.social Any insights?
www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Really enjoying @tommorelloofficial.bsky.social 's Soldier in the Army of Love. Trying to sing along is challenging, however as on lyric proves to be quite the tongue twister: "on the banks of the Volga watching Messerschmidts fall"

I thought he'd be bigger...

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@davidcovucci.bsky.social Cooch! Proud to know a fellow Annandale-er published at Defector. This made my Friday.

Harrell got your ass! Glad you enjoyed a tent night and a hike in a legit great NP, but you are REALLY just scratching the surface, bud.

Just a million 💕 for this.

Get a fucking life

You should try buying ME shit, it'll blow your mind.

+10 effectiveness of voodoo doll

My dad's favorite line.

Flaccid?

No.

Ultrasuede

Eugene & Rusty

Ripped Ralph come and get it

Maybe we'll be a free country when people care more about May Day than Ramen Day and May the Fourth.

Yellow Queen, we salute you.

Is "grease monkey" still a slur in good standing?

"i just don't understand it. no matter how many times we help our opponents accomplish their goals, they keep getting more powerful and we keep getting less popular"

Bougie on a budget in a brand new pair every day.

Oh sure, I'M the dumbass for thinking Goodbye Yellow Brick Road was on the Wicked soundtrack.

One WHISKEY please.

Jesus: Love thy neighbor.
Preppers: I will do everything in my power to NOT have neighbors.

My candle light vigil is ruined!

John Deere Investors Mow Down Anti-DEI Measures, Vote To Stay Woke - Jalopnik 98.7 percent of John Deere's investors supported DEI policies despite company management backing away from things like Pride events

Now I gotta buy a dang combine just to keep doing ethical capitalism. My Harris magnet will look great on the back though.

USA vs Canada has been an awesome game. MVP? Definitely the sound tech capturing every CLANK of the bench doors, feel like I'm right at ice level!

Why is your recipe SO cringe? You are usually a good magazine. Please censor yourself whenever you feel the urge to speak this way.

I have driven San Antonio to the Gulf and it is awful. There are SOME scenic parts of Texas, but that ain't it.