tiny octopus 🐙

That's too many lokos

Tag yourself; I'm "Night brain"

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.

Canva is trying to do a Spotify wrapped thing for the end of the year, but I only use it to make shitty memes for my spouse so it's incomprehensible

Gondor in a sunbeam

WFH computer: enter your user name & password to unlock the computer.

Okay, now enter the same user name & password to log on to VPN.

Oh, you want to access the job's intranet server? Buddy you know I need that same user name & password again.

giddyup jingle whores

Those crannies!!

This should play at the bowling alley every time you pick up a spare

This is just the warm up for the week between Christmas and New Year's. Things that happen during that week are none of my business.

Help, I have been lost in the Skibbidi wing since Halloween

September (complimentary)

July (complimentary)

June (complimentary)

February (complimentary)

You're certain this rubber chicken is French?

Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water

Brad Dourif lays face down in the fetal position in the USS Voyager sick bay with the holographic doctor kneeling in front of him with a sympathetic hand resting on Brad's back.

I cannot get over this acting choice by Brad Dourif in the Star Trek Voyager S3 premiere. His character was months into his rehabilitation for violence, and forced to kill an alien who had commandeered the ship, and he just... crumpled, for minutes, delivering lines in this position. So humanizing.

And a secret, third kind of Man.

Drunk! At the work function

I have taken it for granted that the US is a very conservative country compared to most other democratic nations, so it made me sad but seemed normal to have a fascist party (Rs) and a republican party (Ds) as our electoral choices.

Last night changed my mind. Let's get our Overton Window fixed.

BREAKING: every Republican has died

Look, I'm not a "young person" anymore, but I know when I *was*, it was either a small treat once in awhile or kms, so

Again I will say, if you see someone stealing groceries, no you didn't.

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Looking to spice up your love life this Halloween? Bring out your inner Edward Scissorhands by sculpting a topiary garden in your lovers' bush

Thinking about a tech startup for an AI product called "Wrong Answers Only", and it's just ChatGPT, but as a bit