tiny octopus 🐙

Charles Entertainment Cheese being arrested at work in front of children.

I am "take a prophylactic aspirin before a concert" years old.

Screenshot of a portion of the article text. Highlighted section reads "The list provided phonetic pronouncers for all the Russian men expected at the summit, including "Mr. President POO-tihn.""

Lol

Me, one of 10% of high school students in 2003 who didn't learn history and government from a PE coach: man, why doesn't anyone understand civics??

3/4 Portrait of a woman made of beads and fabric from https://www.instagram.com/sobaka_sutulaya.art/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

i knew there was something off about her pictures, something insubstantial, but i met her for a date anyway & she turned out to be beads.

Come and get yourself a free doggggggg

Accidentally joined ChatDVD and I'm stuck on the menu screen.

Edited post of some ragebaiter that doesn't deserve attention

a person is typing on a keyboard with a hyper x logo in the corner Alt: a person is typing on a keyboard and moving a computer mouse with a hyper x logo in the corner

Me controlling my computer using just my hands

PALADIN: good knight

bsky.app/profile/smar...

Spoons are a species of bowl. Knives are a species of plate. Forks are descended from a now-extinct dish that would be completely incomprehensible to the modern diner

This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.

Can Jordan correctly identify three of their friends' breast milk?

Let's find out... 🤔🍼

Frame from the Simpsons TV show. Lionel Hutz has a slight frown and serious face as he sits at a table, and he is mentally picturing a circle of diverse people holding hands and dancing happily in a verdant meadow with gentle hills under a rainbow and a smiling sun. Lionel Hutz is labeled as "publications" and the daydream is labeled as "Bluesky"

I think going to a concert and scream singing until my voice is hoarse would fix me

Standardized Furniture Also.

Dune 3's official title revealed — and fans aren't happy Image of Timothée Chalamet as Paul Atreides and Zendaya as Chani looking at each other tenderly

DUNE 3 CHICKS AT THE SAME TIME

I find it hard to believe that Carl is not short for anything.

In 2024 there were more Texans who voted against Trump (aka for Harris) than New Yorkers.

*using naan like a napkin to wipe my face* What do you mean you're breaking up with me?

AP headline reads "Televangelist Jimmy Swaggart, whose ministry was toppled by prostitution scandals, dies at 90" with a photo of him in his younger years, wearing a grey suit and tie and large red/brown glasses, holding a microphone, making a facial and arm expression that could be mistaken for horror and surprise

For posterity

Televangelist Jimmy Swaggart, whose ministry was toppled by prostitution scandals, dies at 90 Jimmy Swaggart, the televangelist whose multimillion-dollar ministry was crippled by his encounters with prostitutes, has died. He was 90.

apnews.com/article/jimm...

Something about this headline/photo combo just hits correct.

Monkey pee monkey poo

I love when talented directors get a big budget blockbuster job, because they then studios let them follow it up with a weird passion project that was sitting on the back burner.

Flushing the toilet in the public bathroom over and over again because someone just answered a phone call

canoo