Discourse is the mind-killer. Discourse is the little-death that brings total obliteration.

We have lived to see man made horrors beyond comprehension.

Did you you know that it is illegal to say...

The MCU is canceled.

I've been moggcatching fools for like 25 years, this shit aint new.

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We should be more welcoming

He wouldn't be caught dead at that loser party.

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Wow... I didnt know that. You're telling me now for the first time.

Concerning.

I got notification from my student loan provider yesterday that I have fully paid off my final student loan #PleaseClap. This morning my bank let me know my credit score dropped 4 points because I paid off my student loans. Cool system.

For only $40,000* I will drop it a second time while committing a much funnier crime to complete the look.

*plus expenses

The fiscally responsible thing to do is to invest all your spare cash in real estate (black border dual lands).

It is neat to see that they are finally making Lego sets for children.

Better than a brick

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They can't book acts or sell tickets?

They love to start negotiations from the center, immedietly declare it too ambitious, and propose a center right position in the first round of negotiations, before ultimately endorsing a "reasonable compromise" to the right of Ronald Reagan, with concessions the GOP hadn't considered asking for.

Let me know when she starts slinging staplers at ICE agents.

This is a hate crime.

You're talking a lot, but you're not saying anything
When I have nothing to say, my lips are sealed

"I was just following orders"

There is a playbook, and they are sticking to it.

Wow. I didn’t know that. I just — you’re telling me now for the first time.

Single issue campaign suggestion: re-education camps for anyone who understands this sentence.

Stop trying to make Gavin look cool.

We need to replace ICE with a gentler, more respectful ethnic cleansing police. I promise it will be better this time.

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Hell yeah.

A million people were laid off last year, yet somehow the person who wrote this still has a job. Incredible.

Swearing is good.