Lay's: Our chips were lovingly grown in small family potato farms throughout the great nation of America
Pringles: Fuck our chips
@joshd.bsky.social
Your friend, probably. Maybe. My Bacon number is 3.
Lay's: Our chips were lovingly grown in small family potato farms throughout the great nation of America
Pringles: Fuck our chips
NO THANKS
09.02.2026 01:14 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0For sure, it's like how a decade doesn't really start until a few years in
08.02.2026 22:48 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Seems clear that we like different things
08.02.2026 22:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Yeah, I checked my Letterboxd and saw Attack the Block, Cabin in the Woods, a handful of good music docs (Scorsese's George Harrison!) and...that was about it.
08.02.2026 22:31 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0True Grit was 2010
08.02.2026 22:29 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Master Shake saying to Meatwad "I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this"
There is only one way I could respond to this
Although to be fair this is the way I would respond to any performance review I was asked to do, so it might just be me
Well I wasn't expecting the Devo documentary to make me impossibly sad, but here we are
08.02.2026 02:21 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Me (flirting)
07.02.2026 19:21 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0We need to convince Blackbird to have Hot Dice
06.02.2026 22:58 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I haven't dug through them myself yet, but the good news is that they're all on Unwound's bandcamp, so you can check them out before you start hunting!
06.02.2026 14:22 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I genuinely forgot it was Thursday
05.02.2026 20:40 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0For whatever reason, in my head EPs are under 25 minutes, a mini-album is like half an hour, under eight tracks. Live Skull s/t is an EP, Snuffer is a mini-album.
05.02.2026 18:36 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I was ready to dismiss the entire RSD list yet again - and then, by god, they got me
04.02.2026 21:48 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Or
04.02.2026 04:40 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I've been in Milwaukee for 20+ years and I've only been to one of these.
I don't know if that says more about me or the city.
To be fair I don't think I've said "stamina is" in my entire life, so I'm on the right side of grammar
01.02.2026 04:50 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Speaking as Wisconsin:
Good.
A black and white portrait of me
Got nem ears lowered
31.01.2026 22:31 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0It's late and I'm drunk. Forgive me, papi.
31.01.2026 09:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Come on JD, I dunno if anyone's 100% yacht but the Dan sure ain't
31.01.2026 08:26 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Every day if you know how to live right
31.01.2026 03:14 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Still working on the tympani hits for the chorus
30.01.2026 04:20 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The Doomsday Clock.
30.01.2026 04:02 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Childhood is thinking that cover bands are SUCH SELLOUT BULLSHIT YUCK
Adulthood is realizing that, in addition to your main artistic work, getting in the basement and letting rip on childhood faves with your friends is actually super fun and highly recommended
Traditions are important. Especially now.
29.01.2026 17:19 โ ๐ 23 ๐ 8 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0"There's nothing they can do, they're the minority" OK THEN ASK FOR *MORE* IF IT'S ALL ASPIRATIONS AND SIGNALING ANYWAY YOU FUCKING DOLTS
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