The Spookiest Littlest Oaf

That's quite a niche hobby.

Me walking out of at the end of my last day of prison: To

Prison guard grabs me and drags me back in: Sorry you can't end a sentence with a preposition

He does deserve a Nobel prize, though. A stick of old Alfred's famous invention, carefully crafted to look like a cigar.

Designer Outlets are where I get my stylish electricity from.

New game: Lie or nap. You're allowed either to tell a lie or take a nap

foraging beans so I can build a new mister bean

I’ve often thought the same thing but I can’t find any stores where I can buy one of those poles. 😔

Before we go inside I just want to be clear that everything I own is normal for a person to have and in those amounts

Want some hot sauce?

"Listen kid", I growl to the young upstart in the office lunchroom, "I don't need any of your 'life hacks' - I've been eating hard boiled eggs since before you were born."

I picked up a couple of his books on a whim at a local 2nd hand seller 2 years ago, having never heard of him, and was pleasantly surprised by the quality of his writing, and the fact that the books had been published by Damon and Naomi from Galaxie 500! An interesting and somewhat sad life.

Come to Clover Kiss this weekend for our interactive Saw experience!

Same, with my dad’s Volkswagen Rabbit when I was 16

According to the alt text he did! 😂

Clearly a coincidence right?🤔

Thanks Issac and Global News for your continued FOI work.
#onpoli

Yes, there is technically a skeleton in my closet, but it's covered with flesh and blood and filled with organs, and they're all functional. I guess what I'm getting at is I've kidnapped your grandfather. Sorry, I've never been good with brevity.

it's about time we had bnb services for the other three elements

To continue an ongoing office cold war between my team and another department I have begun hoarding teaspoons in my office, leaving them with a single nasty looking spoon that looks like someone cooked heroin on it

I caught myself earlier with a fork dangerously close to my eye. Later, I found my eyeliner in the silverware drawer.

so virginal 😔

If you think about it too much it’s kinda weird that I don’t suffer from stage fright on the odd occasion that I perform in front of an audience.

I was just reminded of the time when I was 7 or 8, sitting on my bedroom floor singing along to ‘Beth’ by KISS on one of those old flat, rectangular cassette players and turning around to see my mom and sister standing at the door stifling laughter and being absolutely mortified.

Pepsi I hear you callin’

When I impulsively purchased 300 scones from the corner bakery this morning I had no idea it would be my destiny to arrange them in an unsettling cairn atop the office copy machine, but such are the mysteries that spring unbidden from the ineffable scone.

I don’t know if it’s just ‘cause I’m hungry but I fail to see how a cairn of scones could be “unsettling”.

If only the JW’s would follow suit.

It's a good park.

I have been, but I honestly can't recall the trash cans!

I'll have to go for another ride out there to check them out. 😆

Grange Rd.!