Jen

Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer

maybe i’m naive but i think it’s kinda doomerism to always be saying this is gonna take decades to undo or you’ll be old or dead when it ends. first it doesn’t matter, plant trees you won’t live to sit in the shade of. second great change is capable of happening very quickly

Hello? Yes, I'd like to report a bustle in my hedgerow

Couldn't handle having kids for the ambient screaming alone

Ask your doctor if watching tiny dogs scamper along in the park is right for you

trying to explain to an alien that you can make a stinky face when music is bad but it’s also normal to do so when it’s good

In case you're wondering how quickly my performance deteriorates upon light observation, I just tried to quietly crack an egg and ended up with eggshell on my toe.

We need to go back to a time when truths were universally acknowledged.

My foster coordinator got confused and accidentally gave me a loaf of bread.

Lord Cankles of Dense Fluff went to his forever home today, and now the waiting begins anew.

My trail volunteer work party got cancelled because of uncertainty about working on forest service land during the government shutdown. Extremely functional country.

the duality of man

I have started dating a man who is very nice but does not share my politics. Any advice? "You just have to get the fuck out of there. What are you thinking? He must be incredibly attractive-looking. I mean, what is it? Is he tall? Does he remind you of your father? There's only two kinds of politics these days, and you can't breathe the same air as the other kind."

Well I was not expecting BILL NIGHY to be spitting facts today!
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women will be like “date night with this handsome guy 💕” and it’s just ghost turnip

I love that we have the same birds despite wildly different climates

Hmm, it's almost like people shouldn't eat meals late.

an extinction level event would fix me

Thinking about ruining my life (getting bangs again)

Different type of blood celeb (she had the good good red blood cells)

Girding my loins for the avalanche of donation requests once this blood center learns I'm AB+ (we've got exceptional platelets and plasma).

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Never get into the crosshairs of a witty queer person, because I just learned Katharine Hepburn once said, "John Huston is as funny as a baby's open grave." I would perish on the spot.

(h/t to the excellent You're Wrong About podcast)

Also, not gross but just confusing: the random woman breastfeeding during the credits

Can't tell you how many of my visits are about providing a person reassurance: explaining a diagnosis, listening to their heart, telling them they'll be okay.

I don't think Dr. Google minus accuracy is going to work smoothly, but it'll line some investor pockets for a minute for sure.

Survival against all odds: I ate eggs 1 day after watching the revolting egg scene in Tampopo.

I haven't listened yet, so please know I don't stand by anything I said.

Before Fleetwood Mac made history in 1977 with the release of their album Rumours, no band had ever had the idea to make every song on a record good

My friend's 3 year old was singing "What's Up" the other day, and I have no idea who taught her about 4 Non Blondes. Guess we're having another Perryssance.

Ep 007 Side A - Green Snake — Dirty Dozen Movie Podcast The boys are joined by not 1 but 2 guests, that they've already had on… Jen and Alex but all 4 together form the A-Team, a group of movie watching dorks. They all wade through Tsui Hark's dreamlike wu...

Not one, but TWO different ladies join us this month to discuss Tsui Hark’s gonzo wire fu Green Snake; the good doctor @26hrcharleston.bsky.social and triple Leo ♌️ @alextthomas.bsky.social

I started this survey at 12:40. I finished it at 12:41.

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