Mr. Anthrope

I think the greater story is not one of Dodgers flagging offense, but their spotty defense in comparison to Toronto’s rock solid fundamentals. Barger went 1st to home on an outfield misplay and 3 wild pitches last night. Meanwhile, the Jays haven’t had an error in 12 games.

As an American, what’s a wheelchair ramp? Do you not just shoot the disabled like they’re horses because it costs too much to care for them?

Actual photo of Eric Lauer

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Modern Dickens: “It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times”.

If a man stares long enough into the abyss...he will want to pee into it.

This 4 year old has more power than POTUS, and they both know it.

The Resolute Desk is now The Resolute Cuck Chair.

Jasmine Crockett: "The problem is that Americans thought it was okay to take a full fledged criminal and make him the President of the US and then they want to act aghast when he does criminal things. Let me tell you, we have a thug in charge of the US and if we don't wake up we may not have a US"

When God closes a door, he opens a window.

…but I live on the 6th floor?

david lynch had an insane aura

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Does it include Eric Adams?

A great carpenter blames his farts on his tools.

“I have HAD it with these motherfucking SHARKS on this motherfucking plane!

I’d say aiding & abetting a genocide was a pretty big mistake.

Or, alternatively, nah?

So…The Village Person?

AEGIS can absolutely detect and destroy a flying shoe.

Yeah but are you SURE it’s not…

Yeah, but you also did bot flies and Ebola, so…

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ugh.

Ridiculous. That looks nothing like me.

But you are a clown.

I dunno, I think every musician has thought that at least a few times. Practice sucks sometimes.

BS. She lost EVERY swing state. That amount of rigging would require thousands or 10s of thousands of conspirators, and would be mathematically obvious to even an undergrad stats student. Why are Dems now doing the same delusional “stop the steal” crap we mocked MAGA for last time?! It’s pathetic.