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My brain is basically a wadded-up moist sock and is not functional >:

Self loathing, pretending to work

One thing about me is I will never fall for a self-improvement grift of any type. I do not care about improving myself. You couldn't pay me to care. You'll never get me with your fad diets and bogus therapies, I'm immune.

He did get killed by a bullet that says "OwO what's this" on it though, and knowing this has gotten me through many a dark day since.

The British spelling of diarrhoea is so much grosser than the already stupidly spelled American diarrhea. Get that "o" out of there man.

Do the children know that one of the major characters in Fiddler on the Roof is named "Lazar Wolf"

by far the most lasting side-effect of listening to a shitload of Rush Limbaugh as a kid is now whenever i hear the name "Massachusetts" i replace it in my head with "Taxachusetts".

She oughtn't have learned about it. It was our little secret

He did that a couple years back, rest assured his nuts have made a full recovery and are as virile as ever

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It's important to recognize that there's a disturbing amount of people who do not even see AI as just a way to replace labor (because if they did they'd be losing steam rn), but as a god that must be built to solve the world's problems and they really believe that.

Radicalized by r/toiletpaperusa

i disagree for the record i think random gun deaths are not worth it. but he did. he was living in world he wanted to live in, until he wasn't. "no, you misunderstand, i didn't mean *my* gun death!" - charlie kirk in Hell

Common mistake, we were all so used to shit coming out of him

if charlie kirk didn't get shot the right wing would be equally and as consequentially as mad about a tv commercial or restaurant logo or something else, they're gonna do what they're gonna do regardless

Recently, a guy sidled up to me at a club, asked some canned questions, and responded as if I'd said the opposite of what I'd actually said. Something was extra eerie about it... I wonder if he was someone who is used to talking to chatbots, whose replies you don't need to pay attention to.

The cause of protecting Israel would be nothing without Christian Nationalists who are helping Jews only to fulfill their own biblical prophecy. Maybe it hasn't fully taken hold because it sounds so absurd, but they are the ones fueling American Zionism while the Jewish community is torn apart.

Reading horror stories on Reddit of cleaners who had to buy toilet scrubbers and plungers for their wealthy clients because they were too rich to notice or care if they had such supplies.

it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia

Hate you cause you haven't materialized in my house yet

Networks refuse to do this because they hate money

He wasn't named Goliath for nothing!

GIRL BOSS

I'm so glad I came of age in homeschooling prior to the mainstream anti vax movement or there is 0% chance my siblings and I would be vaccinated.

Yes, I did mean that haha. 🥲

"We will jump on board with whatever party is, at the moment, enabling our evil predictions better."

Can you stop being a terrible monster please

I live near a little midwest town, population 8000, that has several cafes and shops with rainbow flags in the windows. There are other cafes and community spaces that would doubtless be fine with queer people meeting there. Unsexual inclusive places are just....places that aren't run by bigots.

Hooting commences

Her name is Candy Kong