Tiefling and Drow Enthusiast 💖

“So— it’s like in Kung fu panda—“

*We all start chanting “Jeb” over and over again*

“You’re going to lose your mold privileges!”

We keep showing random people a drawing of a Rakshasa. We will not stop doing this every time it appears

I’m reminded of the fact that we have a bag of holding cursed with a dude that tries to grab us at a random roll. We have no intention of getting a new bag.

IM FREE OF THE GODDAMN TREE. ITS GRASPING VINE TIME

We keep talking to ghosts to figure out how to fix this fucking tree

He has a set of notecards that he made to put on his DM board as fun facts for us to discuss and to distract us as he uses the bathroom

DM idle note of the night: Yuan-Ti were made by the Sarrukh, which were actually worse.

“Hey, I don’t like that article.”

One of the demon lords is *a* city.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN EBERRON HELL IS JUST IN NORTH KHORVAIRE

Every time we have to tell someone about the Rakshasa it’s just an entire team of reporters screaming “AND I AM TELLING YOU, THAT MAN IS NOT REAL!” And grappling with an invisible man

IM STILL STUCK IN THE TREE BUT IT STOPPED HURTING ME

Everyone in unison: “A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON”

THE GNOME HAS ATTUNED TO THE GRIEVING TREE

The ghosts were a surprise tho.

We peered into the ethereal plane again and it once again had horrors.

“Wh— WHY IS YOUR THRONE HAUNTED? SIR?? YOU GOT GHOSTS???”

ITS ANOTHER FUCKING RAKSHASA. SHOW ME YOUR SCHEMING HANDS BITCH

This is like the 4th time that something has grappled and picked up my Warforged in a massive fight. She yelled “IT KEEPS HAPPENING”

I GOT GRABBED BY THE TREE. THE EAS BROADCAST ALERT SIREN HAS BECOME RUSSIAN

DM: “Dwarf hair grows from the bone. WRITE THAT DOWN”

Most of the party agrees with the anti-house terrorists in theory, but we need to get that bag

SO A NATURAL 20 DID NOT HIT THE GNOME TERRORIST. WE ARE IN TROUBLE. MY WARFORGED IS CURRENTLY SCREAMING IN 1998 BRAZILIAN EAS SYSTEM

No expression will ever be more joyful than a DM who has just put multiple beloved NPCs in mortal danger

“WHO NEUTERED THAT MAN???”

So the grieving tree people may just be eco-terrorists or people upset by the Last War except for ONE incel dwarf

An orange cat sits in a cardboard box labeled fort dumbass

I joke with my sister that he would get no scoped as a warrior cat

Obsessed with this photo of my cat

It *is* a terrorist attack using a grieving tree 😔 I want a “we got sued” clip art of the sad shark from Microsoft teams, but it says “It’s another terrorist attack”