elijah

me and the girlies were in a pile together and you came up. yeah we talked for a while about how kind you are. yeah, yeah, we all love you a lot. you should come over sometime, you can be in the middle of the pile.

If I explain this to cis people they will look at me like I’m insane, because *this is a manifestly insane thing to have happened in real life*.

like I’m so fucking tired but I’m also so fucking angry and I can’t fucking believe it, and that’s just The Trans Experience in AD 2026, huh

lesbians. retweet of you agree

Legend tells of a land so abundant, you could find bricks just lying on the ground. "Come to the promised land," the immigrants wrote home their families in their old villages, "the streets here are paved with bricks."

They're obsessed with us and find us icky because we represent a kind of freedom, self-love and self- respect that makes them tremble in fear. Bitch its not my problem you're so boring!

in retrospect, the iphone's sales pitch of "everything in one device" should have been interpreted as a threat

twelve maids a-milking
eleven maids a-milking
ten maids a-milking
nine maids a-milking
eight maids a-milking
seven maids a-milking
six maids a-milking
fiveeeeeee golden rings
four maids a-milking
three maids a-milking
two maids a-milking
and a maid milking in a pear tree

New kitten and it is laying across the top of a coach

This cat should be on a poster

you are clinically insane if you think trans people are making women’s bathrooms unsafe in a country where this happens

Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.

Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves

Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars

Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.

yEEAAAAG

breathtaking 🥹

is this phillyposting

the US needs universal healthcare because if nothing else we need it to keep Steve1989MREInfo from being destitute from eating spoiled food uninsured as much as he does

I don’t think the thanksgiving homunculus turned out

Farm worker standing in a field next to machinery he uses

78 yr old "Dante" is a UFW member who's worked in CAs vegetable fields for 25 yrs. He'll retire at the end of 2025. "Through my work, I supported my children’s education & provided for my wife. I'm proud that with my hands and effort, I brought food to so many families." #WeFeedYou

i think maybe “tea”…. which is good??

Needs repeating that New Hampshire has a worse political culture than the majority of the other red states. A large percent of NH residents are Massholes who moved their to larp as rednecks because their Boston suburb has too many minorities or gay people.

The height of comedy, two middle-aged men laughing at the abstract notion of how mean a robot could be to a person

crashouts of past, present and future

bnuuy mnuuy

real

idunno robert i’m starting to think gravity might go the other way one of these days

this is AI unfortunately in case you weren’t already aware

Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer NEW YORK—Casting doubt on the mayoral candidate’s ability to effectively carry out the duties of the office, critics assailed New York State Rep. Zohran Mamdani Friday for refusing to share his plan t...

Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer

A glitch may occur in Super Mario Galaxy when played on a Nintendo Switch 2 whereby Mario will get stuck in freefall in the tunnel in Gateway Galaxy. The usual failsafe that would kill Mario for falling too long does not activate here, so Mario will tumble forever and never die.

you dont own me