lurking whorror

my mom has spoken any more hilarious tweets? btw are they officially still called tweets? lol no but unofficially yes what do they want people to call them lol posts boring.

jesus christ mom brutal

stick figure laser reflection meme. the "you" figure says/fires "religion is harmful and spirituality disconnects you from reality," aimed at theists, but it's tragically bouncing off them and hitting a 26 year old transgender woman who is already well aware she is going medically insane

consider who your words hurt most

Randomly handing it to George w bush is such a red fucking flag

did the posting instinct return or did it never leave

the basic position seems to be that germans are gay

lol

stick figure laser reflection meme. the "you" figure says/fires "religion is harmful and spirituality disconnects you from reality," aimed at theists, but it's tragically bouncing off them and hitting a 26 year old transgender woman who is already well aware she is going medically insane

consider who your words hurt most

1 day before you're like whatever about it but you're right no matter how long it's up for

marx said "religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. it is the opium of the people" and somehow the main thing people seem to take from this is that you'd have to be stupid to be on opium

my grim purpose 😔

"fucking a dog feels the same as fucking a human and i know because i'm both"

[looking at a girl's posture] you know when they dig up your skeleton in 1000 years they're gonna know you were a gamer

Better luck next year if you are looking to have the highest number of Eminem minutes

lock that

inventing a unique new mental illness where i am sort of angry and sad and listless. surely nobody has endured this misery before, as i am the world's most special girl

not even enough brain cells left to ask gpt for more prompts

under my communism anyone who has received money in exchange for what they call "work" will be shot dead with an orbital flak cannon

no one deserves to be paid for their work because there's no such thing and nobody's ever done it

when he said groceries i was hooting and hollering out loud because i was so excited he's talking about them again

A Timeline of Donald Trump Discovering the Word "Groceries" An old-fashioned word, a very descriptive word, seems to have become Donald Trump's personal "cellar door."

i'm both sorry and pleased to report he's been on his groceries shit for MONTHS

new people avoid pronouns for as long as possible with me which is so cute for us like oooh we're playing a little game are we flirting rn

diversity win! massive piece of shit who everyone hates is nonbinary

"Unrelated, we must still terminate the Filibuster!"

is "Moreover, ICE must be destroyed"'s wario

dover demon pussy

disavowing and boycotting Saturn Devourer of All Things after he eats someone i don't like while i shout at him to consume someone i hold dear instead

they've finally automated the job of "person unable to do basic household tasks in infomercials"

going to literally any game before 2023

HE COULD HAVE KILLED HIM!!!!!