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Urkel of Delphi

@hatfights.bsky.social

Violetta says I creep like the kudzu vines that are slowly but surely strangling our Dixie

171 Followers  |  574 Following  |  354 Posts  |  Joined: 11.08.2023  |  2.1215

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hey what the hell is wrong with you

19.10.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dang I can’t believe I almost missed Hugh Jackman’s birthday!

13.10.2025 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey quit it

15.09.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I love occasionally being reminded that there are the cool kind of weirdos with hyperfixations on the internet. Like I follow this Japanese person twitter who almost exclusively posts beautifully rendered drawings of the pokemon Hitmonlee wearing fashionable outfits.

12.09.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

how did you place in Nancy trivia?

11.09.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or his kids

10.09.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao

01.09.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Es un carrito by Bradley Jackson "Look, you just go watch Jackass: The Movie. You don't talk to anybody, to your girlfriend, to your boyfriend, to whomever. You don't tell nobody alright? He already knows, that's too many people." A

Reviving this dead-ish account on the off chance that anyone following me would be interested to know my Jackass: The Movie tshirt design is now live and available for preorder: rawpaw.ink/collections/...

30.08.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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another thing made by me about how i feel applying to jobs

14.07.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 136    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Will you be using your rewards app with us today

31.08.2025 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's extremely silly and dumb and I don't blame you if you don't want to buy an ass x-ray shirt but I love the Jackass movies and I had a lot of fun making it so there it is if you want it!

30.08.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Es un carrito by Bradley Jackson "Look, you just go watch Jackass: The Movie. You don't talk to anybody, to your girlfriend, to your boyfriend, to whomever. You don't tell nobody alright? He already knows, that's too many people." A

Reviving this dead-ish account on the off chance that anyone following me would be interested to know my Jackass: The Movie tshirt design is now live and available for preorder: rawpaw.ink/collections/...

30.08.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I would only compliment Donald Trump if it meant that you and every other billionaire were turned into a fine mist by a woodchipper and all your assets distributed equally amongst the rest of Americans

24.08.2025 05:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dude looks like a big worm

23.08.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Get him mad and the fight wins itself

20.08.2025 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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hoofa doofa

23.07.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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another thing made by me about how i feel applying to jobs

14.07.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 136    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my irl job is as a graphic designer, and i'm currently on the job hunt and every single interview i have to censor myself and pretend i love ai because if i don't i'm not considered for the position. it's the worst.

10.07.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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More #guys

02.07.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Another huevember redraw!

30.06.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Another vector limited palette illustration! This one’s based of this old huevember illustration from 2017

29.06.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Another vector limited palette illustration! This one’s based of this old huevember illustration from 2017

29.06.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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fuckin around in illustrator for the first time in a bit and i bring you this corn dog girl

28.06.2025 07:32 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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fuckin around in illustrator for the first time in a bit and i bring you this corn dog girl

28.06.2025 07:32 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

gervais is perfect holy shit

28.06.2025 07:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🫑

28.06.2025 07:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i do like the logo tho

28.06.2025 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

jessi, it absolutely whips

28.06.2025 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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