laureeeeeeeeenn

need someone to remix wi$h li$t and yeonjun’s verse in cat & dog pls

listened to evermore instead of tloasg and this album is so fucking good

it’s crazy taylor swift hasnt released an album since evermore

no this is actually a meta performance piece where she makes bad shit to make the fans who preemptively buy 20 versions of everything reconsider their overconsumption

guys she’s suffering from long covid give her a break

i swear to god if i cant get a seattle dog in nyc this playoffs season i’m going to do something dramatic

being the only genz in the office is such a gift and is also so isolating lol

and what if i started a newsletter

bad day to be me playing fantasy football

oh my god i love being a seattle sports fan

Speaking officially as the host of Jeopardy!, Cal Raleigh is the correct MVP vote.

i came in as a rizgod hater but he’s won me over already

bro why hasnt d4vd been arrested yet wtf

stockholm syndrome by one direction came on shuffle and a shiver ran down my spine that song is SO GOOD

has anyone heard from christian america, has anyone been raptured

being brave and asking the handful of conservative christians still following me on ig what the deal is w charlie kirk, in their words

so what happens when the rapture doesnt happen tomorrow

you know seth meyers is shaking in his boots rn

doing that "first week at a new job" thing where me and my new coworkers very cagily try to figure out if each other are cool or not. so far so good

i’ve gotten to the age where i am an active participant in my college alumnae events

and what the charlie kirk shooter didnt consider was how many insane conversations about politics i have to have with my dad now

ik it’s technically deconstruction music but joy oladokun has been my reconstruction soundtrack

i did the hide and require face lock for ig bc i need to get off that app in a serious way and it is working pretty well

i’m girlbossing rly close to the sun

despite my best efforts to not care about working or employment i continue to be really good at my job. i’m kinda killing it so far. will update if that changes tho

linkedin is so nuts bc why am i commenting on my former roommate and close personal friend who i’ve kissed’s post about her new job congratulating her on passing the bar like i didnt black out in her honor last weekend

Your email finds me deeply burned out and disassociating.

jean smart 7th emmy win go dawgs

meme lord assasin

sports guys discovering etsy witches bc the mariners won an away game… words never before spoken