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This is Dorian. He refuses to come inside from this rainstorm. Just really wants his mom to watch him jump in puddles. 13/10 good job buddy (TT: kirstengarrison)

You guys, I have watched every women’s hockey Olympics game so far.

Go USA (and Torrent!)

Me: has a big meeting on Monday, spending Super Bowl sober, eating vegetables. Being healthy instead of doing party time for my (winning) team

My brain: how about a migraine for your efforts?

I’m dying ☠️

I had a friend over yesterday so I cleaned up all the cat toys.

While I’ve been sleeping, Tails has been painstakingly putting all her toys back into the hallway where she likes them hahaha

I just had a freaking wild, nightmarish dream. Not a nightmare but very stressful involving muder and hiding it, that was nuts.

Yikes dude, my brain goes OFF sometimes in the dream realm and this was one of those times.

Oh my gos the big air hot mic ending hahahahahahahahaha

“That was so boring. So boring.”

This is a short-necked alpaca. This is a dog account. Please don’t post not dogs.

I LOVE THE WINTER OLYMPICS!!!!!

Blood Bath and Beyond

I rarely do this, but I’m hoping I maybe have enough of a following here that someone can help: I need to get in contact with Donkey Kong. It’s urgent

Doing art badly is good and sacred

I woke up today with the worst headache, absolutely exhausted. 4 caffeine bevvies, a handful of pain meds and a whole workday later I’m laying down at home only to realize it’s because I’m clenching my fucking jaw again.

Not solvable with caffeine. RIP to my sleep tonight 😭

Post from r/crochet that says "mods are gone. All hail Mr. Nipples" and its a picture of the most disgusting crocheted doll/creature thats pink and has a creepy smile and horns and big pink nipples. It's truly horrifying

I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane

I don't post enough about the other central pillar of my politics, aside from anti fascism: being anti car

cars are bad in almost every way, especially in cities

if you go to even large, bustling cities that are actually dense, they are quieter than US cities because you can get away from cars

You guys Tails is helping me crochet… reluctantly

In an interview with NPR, Melinda French Gates confirmed that she ended her marriage with Bill Gates because of allegations contained in the Epstein files.

I’m touched, my bestie’s lesbian aunt was disappointed to hear I have a boyfriend, she thought I was going to bat for her team.

Girl, same. The bisexual plight. He’s absolutely lovely though so he’s got that going for him 😆

I actually have energy today. And you’re telling me I have to use it WORKING at a JOB instead of BEING CREATIVE

how boring

daendeleon 2d @ Threads Greg Bovino was asked how he felt about his demotion today. "Well, obviously, I'm not happy", he replied. Someone in the crowd shouted back, "So which one are you?"

just choked on my beverage

Macaulay Culkin pays tribute to his on-screen mother Catherine O’Hara:

“Mama. I thought we had time. I wanted more. I wanted to sit in a chair next to you. I heard you. But I had so much to say. I love you. I'll see you later.”

I had a sudden, intensive craving for very creamy mashed potatoes.

So I made very creamy mashed potatoes.

Ilhan Omar walks along a sidewalk wearing a blazer, with people blurred in the background.

Ilhan Omar: “In the 4 years when Biden was president, my death threats went to almost zero — now they are back up — so there is a clear correlation between his presidency & the political violence that we see & the political danger that a lot of members of Congress & electeds feel across the country”

it is beautiful how we are having another moment of Bluesky unity. everybody basking in the glow of how Ilhan Omar was very visibly gonna punch that dude in the mouth

i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests

- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact

*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*

This would be a siiiiick as fuck tattoo

I wouldn’t mind a horror beyond my comprehension for a change, instead of the horrors I’m forced to comprehend daily.

a man in a plaid jacket says cool cool cool cool . ALT: a man in a plaid jacket says cool cool cool cool .

Dang, I’m getting stress related health problems because of the news/state of affairs again. Cool. Co cool cool.