Mac McCusker

Huge sums of cash are funneled into right wing coffers from both the prison industrial complex, and the penile insecurity complex. #Prisons #Security

Republicans hate me because I fight hard and I refuse to be held back by norms and rules that the GOP ignore. If Republicans try to gerrymander another 5 seats in Texas, Democrats should gerrymander 30 more seats in states they control.

A breathtaking display of naval irrelivance.

so nojito

Mojito?

Back in the 90s, my catholic high school biology teacher never used detention as a punishment. He would just yell out a number based on the severity of infraction, and that was the number of diet cokes you would need to bring him.

📸not mine, but it really resonates.

I am truly thankful for my friends.

#wellbeing
#friendship
#stronger
#braver

The Tesla diner is unfortunately in my neighborhood so I took a little peek to see boxes of milk and frozen foods out in the heat. Good luck to everyone’s stomachs.

Not having kids you end up saying things to parents like "how is the baby"

Because you needed a video of a group of cute otters chasing a butterfly... 😊

Driver’s perspective of a dashboard missing the steering wheel.

“Very funny, Jesus. Give it back.”

WIFE: (from other room) what time is it

ME: *looks at clock on stove* it’s blinky 12:00

If your real goal is to be a fast food influencer, please don't run for senate.

My love language is English.

Thx!

Excited that you two are starting this podcast, but struggling to find it on iTunes / Apple - do you guys have a link?

YouTube video by The Record Junkies Moon Zappa

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ICE Is Using a New Facial Recognition App to Identify People, Leaked Emails Show The new tool, called Mobile Fortify, uses the CBP system which ordinarily takes photos of people when they enter or exit the U.S., according to internal ICE emails viewed by 404 Media. Now ICE is usin...

New from 404 Media: ICE is using a new facial recognition app to identify people, leaked emails show. Point camera at person, reveal their identity. It uses the CBP system that records peoples' faces as they enter or exit the U.S. Now, turned inwards to be used by ICE www.404media.co/ice-is-using...

I gotta say 4, disagree.

Bezos Wedding Guests Delighted By Amazon Worker With Ring Tied To Collar Crawling Down Aisle

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My dating app fosters mental health awareness by censoring the word "suicide" from the description of my family in the bio.
....There are Plenty of Fish. But I guess those fish don't want to know the truth about my sister. #datingadvice #suicide

Did you order the "Tacti-cool taco salad"?

YouTube video by ABC 7 Chicago Customer helps staff extinguish fire at Dunkin Donuts

This is what it feels like to be Gen-X www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL4N...

Yeah, well I 'rescued' these jeans from the Goodwill 'shelter', so we're ALL heroes today aren't we!

Cats are cute and cuddly and kill rats, and saved more lives during the bubonic plague than the Catholic church.

this is a sith lightsaber, from the war. I keep it on a shelf right next to my stormtrooper armor and imperial officer’s uniform. I’ve even got a verified chunk of the death star from yavin. I’m just a collector. I just think the history is interesting. no, I don’t have any rebel stuff