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tan chalk dachshund named Auggie wearing a Liam Ramos-style bunny hat on a patch of sidewalk cleared of snow with this thought bubble: "immigrants shouldn't need to wear bunny hats to engender empahty". (Auggie also has a halo because he became an antifa angel 3 weeks ago.)

deportation quotas are inhumane

chalk halo-wearing tan dachshund named auggie with this thought bubble: "if one of the ice goons got covid, would he stop wearing his mask?"

so i guess masks aren't "face diapers" anymore?

chalk cartoon of a tan halo-wearing dachshund named auggie with thought bubble reading "did kristi noem think her puppy was a 'domestic terrorist' also?"

impeach kristi noem

white chalk on a sidewalk reading "100% PRO DJT". underneath, a message in yellow chalk reading "bless your delusional little heart"

unfortunately, they walk among us. when city workers began powerwashing my anti-trump cartoons in February (and almost daily for a month), they left me some messages of their own, such as this one. (the response in yellow is from my human, not from me.)

crudely drawn tan dachshund named "auggie" drawn in chalk on a sidewalk with a thought bubble that reads: "since trump keeps slapping his name on things, how about we rename measles to "trumpsles"?

#dogsfordemocracy #asheville #chalkart

turns out black chalk stains if you draw it over and over every day for 8+ months (the last time it was powerwashed). even shadow auggie has thoughts though.

an organization called CIMA (Compañeros Inmigrantes de las Montañas en Accion) verifies ICE reports and sends messages to subscribers. Text "alertacima" to 828-269-4037. it will ask for your county. Asheville is in Buncombe county.

#duolingo #resisttrump

guess I barked too soon. after over 5 years of near daily anti-maga sidewalk messages, my human just got a $200 fine for chalk grafitti because a pro-trump city worker happened to spot it.
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chalk dachshund wearing a blue party hat with text: "happy 16th birthday to your favorite dachshund (me!)"

thank you for your attention to this matter! #dogsfordemocracy

this made my human do a spit take. nothing hit the floor, unfortunately.

jimmy kimmel did NOT say the killer was MAGA! even "liberal" media is repeating this as fact. exact quote: "The Maga Gang desperately trying to characterise this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them...". this does not say he was MAGA. it doesn't even imply he was MAGA.

my "freedom of bark" was infringed for a month or so earlier this year by the city of asheville. what finally got them to stop was many neighbors drawing their own chalk "graffiti" in solidarity and self-reporting the "crimes".

let's see...there's a reddish-brown chalk dachshund crudely drawn on a wet sidewalk with a thought bubble that says: "GAVIN "NEWSCUM" KEEPS MIMICKING DJT. SAD! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! --AJD"

I KNOW MORE ABOUT CHALK THAN ANY DACHSHUND ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD!

caption should say "we'll make it look like it got hit by a bike". a plan only someone with a brainworm could think makes sense.

as a fellow dachshund, lemme tell ya the restraint it takes to just boof instead of launching into a full-blown barkfest deserves recognition

crudely-drawn chalk cartoon of a reddish mini-dachshund with the thought bubble "i predict the new maga fashion trend will be prosthetic cankles"

it's no dumber than the "solidarity" ear bandages that were all the rage last year

just followed you 30 minutes ago and now this? "go cubs go" is the most inane victory song ever. "hey chicago whadaya say, the cubs are gonna win today", but they only play it AFTER the cubs have actually won. make it make sense.

chalk cartoon red dachshund drawn on a sidewalk with overgrown weeds peaking in on the left and tar from that damn truck that always cuts the corner in the lower right with the following message in a blue thought bubble: "threatening to revoke rosie o'donnell's citizenship because she's a big meanie seems a bit fascisty to me".

Trump was apparently invoking the little-known whiny-ass-bitch clause of the 14th amendment

my angst isn't firework-related, but concur on the treats
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