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Planet of the apes Hanuman aliens desert my podcast my friends my this
I’m me
14.12.2023 22:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0😆❤️
13.12.2023 07:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hm?
13.12.2023 03:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(Trench coat clad man with small beady sunglasses and a cool green tie stops and sits across from me at train station and opens a brief case revealing single perfectly housed cans of Coke Classic, Coke Zero, Sprite, and DP)
Me: Seedy location, no?
Him: I deal in sodas. Seedy is safe, my friend.
scrooge was going through it
30.11.2023 04:43 — 👍 36 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0They should have done this in the matrix
29.11.2023 02:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0during thanksgiving my family went around the table and said what they were thankful for. we all said the default "family and friends" stuff except for my grandpa, who only said "i'm thankful for the president." when prompted to say more he refused. i swear to god i'm not joking
28.11.2023 20:56 — 👍 73 🔁 7 💬 4 📌 3Lol
29.11.2023 01:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0feudal lord MF DOOM:
The tyrant taxes, stacks it, crop yields to shields and axes
Lax, but in his field his task is wield and sack, hence;
Profits with his fist clenched, wassails for his fifth wench
Kiss-quenched, claimed alpine bloodline: swiss-french
😐
23.10.2023 03:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The phantom of the menace is here. With a big big blade 🎶
20.10.2023 20:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Hamas atrocities revealed the incompetence and falsity of the right-wing program of security through brutality, and now the broad institutional center of Western military and political power is signing off on retaliatory mass murder, and U.S. pundits are really going with How the Left Went Wrong
13.10.2023 20:10 — 👍 1540 🔁 495 💬 15 📌 7Why do they call him Putin when you put in the cold ukraine of out hot eat the ukraine?
09.09.2023 10:27 — 👍 156 🔁 25 💬 4 📌 1Bugs be like yeah my baby just turned a minute wait until he reaches his 30th minute, the lamp don’t look so bright then. I don’t know
12.10.2023 20:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 02 state solution? I need a solution to my 2 states: depression and anxiety😐
12.10.2023 20:32 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
12.10.2023 07:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I have stroke game and go but my click game is weak
14.07.2023 06:18 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0They can keep twitter. We’re having on the good site
24.08.2023 22:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gruce Greenscreen
22.08.2023 20:39 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bruce Springsting
22.08.2023 20:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh please.
03.08.2023 22:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If it doesn’t come directly from aliens or a group of guys who live in wire filled RV’s it’s fucking fake and I don’t trust it
27.07.2023 16:43 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0It all feels slimey and off
27.07.2023 05:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0id be so pissed if the way we find out aliens are real is through a congressional hearing. boring
27.07.2023 03:44 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0It heals Mother Nature gives us her medicine
26.07.2023 08:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0More like of Brad Pitt had a baby with young doctor who had a baby with call me by your name.
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