Joad (Rude)

My Miele washing machine has a secret Huhnwasche mode.

Chevrolet Suburban Jack Bauer Edition

Paul Thomas Anderson’s Ooba

“I met Richard Kind and he was incredibly humble and nice” oh yeah well I met Richard Mean and he tried to shoot me with a slingshot.

Not many people know this but “fstab” is actually short for “File Stab” because in the days of mainframes there was a long spike the machine would stab into tape reels in order to load them. It caused many injuries.

*ahem*

Every day I lose a bit more of my vocabulary. Every day I get slightly more stupider.

The

Twitter account got locked out because I told someone to kill themselves (justified)

im back

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 6, Episode 21

Update: with a bit of work you can get a half decent Home Assistant dashboard on it.

I got a Philips Pronto system and my god is the demo program a time capsule or what

ALGORITHM: It doesnt count as animal abuse content if the animals are abusing each other
ME: Yes thats correct. Thank you for showing me it

Enjoying the article for ISO 7010 which alternates between "this is something you can use on anything" and "does this really happen so often that it has to be a part of an international standard"

this pic goes really hard

Another inscrutable Wikipedia rabbit hole

Murdered By Hospice Cathy Jerome Knight • Mar 19 My mother-in-law passed away an hour ago at 100 years old. She broke her hip on Monday, and they immediately put her on morphine and Ativan. Family told hospice this morning to keep her medicated so that she didn't suffer (not a loaded dose). I told him that he just gave them permission to kill her. Their comment was made innocently and out of compassion, because they don't understand the hospice protocol. She died two hours later. My anger is with hospice, not family.

“hospice murdered my 100 year old mother-in-law”

Turnkey sandwich

Can’t wait until they invent the effervescent lightbulb.

We’ve all got that one darkness that you can feel slowly closing in on you

the most important aspect of kernel development is to make sure your driver freaks the fuck out whenever the system resumes from sleep

It smells like burning a lot of the time outside and I think that should maybe be in the “cons” list of my current place.

New level of tiredness unlocked: stared at the email compose screen on my laptop for a few moments thinking it was a music video

AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

i’m literally under attack

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