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Finally convinced by that mob over on Balloon Juice. I came over on the “B” Ark. He was born with the gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad, and that was all his patrimony.

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Latest posts by blacquejacques.bsky.social on Bluesky

Behemoth has wares, if you have coin

03.02.2026 06:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

God grant he lie still

03.02.2026 06:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

OGRE or go home! 🤠

03.02.2026 06:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pipe cleaner

29.01.2026 22:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think that’s known in the trade as “gamma testing“.

25.01.2026 09:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah, those parties were fun while they lasted! The final one was 2018/2019, as it turned out. Covid and the citywide ban put paid to it. Still, 2004-2018 was a good run, with no injuries or damag.

12.01.2026 10:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hero doggo, alongside the great Negro Matapacos and Loukaniko!

12.01.2026 08:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Someone should publish his toilet break times online along with speculation he may be constipated. He also looks ‘roided up and could have problems reaching down there to wipe.

12.01.2026 07:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Aww, Georgian w00f3rs!

30.12.2025 23:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If Trump had to appoint an idiot from MTV’s “The Real World” as Transportation Secretary, Puck was a better choice. Still a jerk, but as a bike messenger, he at least had some understanding of traffic.

12.11.2025 12:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Goodboi! The spirit of Loukanikos and Negro Matapacos lives on!

08.11.2025 09:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Chunky grenade, or *chonky* grenade?

19.10.2025 08:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bonus Schwa points!

06.09.2025 10:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gazans BEGGED Americans to vote Democratic, but Uncommitted (at least during the primaries) knew what the Gazans needed more than the Gazans themselves did. Oops.

28.07.2025 06:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

“Greetings. I am an orc.” Damn. At least they’re up front about it.

21.06.2025 11:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Clowns to the left of me, Joker to the right, here I am…

19.04.2025 09:19 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Alas not, I don’t think. If I’ve forgotten, that’s really terrible. We all did see Leonard Cohen though!

30.01.2025 22:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Goodbois (and goodgurlz). Solidarity from Loukanikos and Negro Matapacos

10.12.2024 08:01 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Solidarity from Loukanikos and Negro Matapacos!

10.12.2024 07:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And Negro Mapacos!

10.12.2024 07:56 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A Mossberg Street Sweeper (beloved of 1980s and 1990s action movies), only for fireworks.

This is what New Year’s Eve in Amsterdam looked like the first time I went to one.

01.12.2024 09:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Let me sing you the songs of my people”

28.09.2023 17:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thanks! And howdy back!

25.09.2023 07:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Still setting up house the next few days, but thanks for the invite!

19.09.2023 20:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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