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Look while the US still sucks shit and terrible things will continue to happen

Tonight proves why the whole Trump Reich fascist takeover is, and will, fail

Most people don't want it, they haven't actually secured enough power to force it, and citizens are pissed off and fired up

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

Zohran standing amidst a crowd in winter clothing

Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.

a blue and pink diner-style menu for "Roxy's Diner." food options are all $0 and include "Chicken in Gravy", "Greenies (8pc)", and "Illegal Bread"

in a bid to avoid doomscrolling on my lunch break i made a menu for my cat

I found the AI meeting transcript for the morning standup for the product team that makes all the school apps for parents

The Chips Fall as Rivals Fry the Mayor The jokes and jabs are flying as Eric Adams’ closest aides was slapped with new criminal charges the day after another of his longtime allies offered a reporter cash inside a potato chip bag.

Bob Clark, VP of marketing for Herr Foods, Inc., said the company was surprised to see it was mentioned in the press.

“While we can’t speak to the details of the story,” he said, “we can confirm that our Sour Cream & Onion flavor is money.”

www.thecity.nyc/2025/08/21/w...

Imagine busting your ass your entire career in starfleet and when you finally get promoted to captain they give you this single nacelled piece of shit. Toddler ass ship. You'd never hear the end of it from the other captains. 'Maybe in another 30 years they'll trust you with another engine! Haha!'

The Mothership Vortex: An Investigation Into the Firm at the Heart of the Democratic Spam Machine How a single consulting firm extracted $282 million from a network of spam PACs while delivering just $11 million to actual campaigns.

The annoying spam texts destroying the Democratic brand:

$678M raised through those spam tactics

$282M to one consulting firm: Mothership Strategies.

$11M to actual campaigns (1.6%)

The party isn’t just treating donors like marks—it’s being fleeced itself yet continues to back Mothership.

Product simple bargain outlet on Taylorsville had some returned ones for cheap last I saw

an international league of magicians vs. Interpol

Instead of “Alligator Alcatraz” or “Alligator Auschwitz”, let me suggest that we call it simply the Dade-Collier Concentration Camp.

Hang the name on Florida. Make them own this disgraceful moment in U.S. history. Make our grandchildren lobby to change the name of Dade County out of shame.

at last, we have created the fabled Internet of Slop, from the award-winning novel 'Do Not Build the Internet of Slop'

BRAD PITT IS SIXTY-ONE YEARS OLD. THE AVERAGE F1 DRIVER IS TWENTY-SIX

Kentucky boy uses mom's phone to order 70,000 Dum-Dum lollipops to share with his friends Eight-year-old Liam LaFavers' friendly gesture turned into a surprise $4,000 bill for his mom.

Holly LaFavers says she tried stopping 8-year-old Liam’s Amazon order for about 70,000 Dum-Dum lollipops before the treats arrived, but it was too late. Amazon had already delivered 22 cases to her home.

a good name for a racehorse would be “A Zebra That Escaped From The Zoo” because then the announcer might have to say things like “it’s Jetpack by two lengths followed by Dreamweaver… Jetpack by two lengths around the tu-… AND HERE COMES A ZEBRA THAT ESCAPED FROM THE ZOO”

Cheap Consumer Goods Are the American Dream, Actually Trump’s tariffs upend a nearly century-old bargain between politicians and US consumers.

New Buying Power: I wrote about how America built the postwar world order and its own society on “consumer choice” and cheap goods, and what happens if Trump strips that out while also gutting the social safety net. Gift link:
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

If your Jason Isbell, buddy, you're doing well.

But if your Jason Aldean, brother, that dude is mean.

Donald Trump and JD Vance's charade in the Oval Office today was shameful and un-American.

It made them look small and it makes everyone less safe.

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Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.

Boston Market recently changed their name to Boston MARKET, a move that increased their market capitalization by 500%

“I want to give all glory to god” <crowd does racist chant in background>

America!

TIRED: watching a smutty TV show

WIRED: getting behind the wheel of the latest F-series

I don't make resolutions, ever since I discovered the two perfect ones years ago:

1. Become a more terrifying version of yourself.

2. Do what you already do, but more so.

So this boomer in a funny hat just called me a "flame of Udûn" and broke his cane in front of me. Is that like a compliment or ?

A selfie of me in a crop tank and jeans with damp hair and glasses

This is the energy I am entering 2025 with, good fuckin luck you shit-ass year