Not a chance!
27.02.2026 07:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@patbookworm.bsky.social
Retired from editing but still struggling to find time to fit everything in that I want to do! Also on Threads, the prehistoric elephant and the hellsite...
Not a chance!
27.02.2026 07:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0β Nigel Farage has missed EVERY meeting about regenerating his constituency of Clacton since becoming an MP.
But he did find time to go and perform a publicity stunt in the Indian Ocean last week...
β οΈ A warning to those in Gorton & Denton over the kind of representation Reform UK provide.
Paracetamol please. I passed out in the bathroom last night (illness not booze) and smashed my head. I have a very fine bruise!
24.02.2026 15:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Flowerbed full of crocuses in bloom
Spring has definitely sprung in one of my flowerbeds.
22.02.2026 13:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 03 yo Albert is with Friends of Animals Wales. Youβll find all you need to know on their website. In brief he needs a calm home with an experienced, understanding adopter used to nervous dogs, a confident resident dog, and patience.
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Charities round here would collect it
Try ringing a couple of them.
Aren't there any charities you could give it to?
20.02.2026 19:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I've done that for years along with the notification to actually put them out! Why do people make a simple task more complicated?
20.02.2026 12:02 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I really like the fact that the police got him up at 8am. Must have seemed like the middle of the night to him as I believe he stays in bed till lunchtime. I wonder if they gave him time to get dressed instead of dragging him off in his PJs?
19.02.2026 21:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Can I suggest that gullibility has nothing to do with age, it's the lack of critical thinking. Why else did so many working-age people vote for brexit?
16.02.2026 12:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Same. It's the ghost cat that does my head in; the one I see out of the corner of my eye.
14.02.2026 21:47 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Senior Reform UK figures attend launch of How to Launder Money book
14.02.2026 14:35 β π 76 π 43 π¬ 11 π 9And full-time childcare.
14.02.2026 12:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Makes me wonder if he has any clue about the residents of Gorton in particular. I lived in Denton as a student so I'm pretty sure his comments will go down like a lead balloon.
13.02.2026 18:57 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The US administrationβs insanity on vaccines continues to have ramifications across the world β it is not that America will miss out on these potential new vaccines. It is that they simply wonβt happen at all. (Or at least theyβll be indefinitely delayed.)
13.02.2026 13:45 β π 122 π 66 π¬ 4 π 2I think you should consult Daphne. She will tell you that you are merely hanging on the coat tails of her worldwide fame.
12.02.2026 10:16 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0All this bitterness because Reform didnβt get invited to rant at the students.
βFree speechβ, or weβll shut the university down.
π¨ "Nigel Farage cares even less about your local high street than he does about his Clacton constituency, which is a very low bar. Exploiting frustration is easier than fixing its causes. It is also a disturbingly reliable way to make things worse," writes Naomi Smith, CEO of Best for Britain.
09.02.2026 10:30 β π 227 π 76 π¬ 4 π 1One of your 5 a day!
31.01.2026 16:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0SHY BOI!
29.01.2026 20:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Mine have been flowering since before Christmas and loads of crocuses are in flower now.
29.01.2026 08:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Never mind the Peace Prize, they'll be awarding him the Nobel War Prize, created just for him.
28.01.2026 19:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I thought you meant the cat at first!
26.01.2026 14:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If they all clubbed together, they could buy Reform off Nigel, liquidate it then form a New Conservatives party...
26.01.2026 12:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ginger cat yawning
Big yaaawn@
25.01.2026 20:35 β π 5 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Ginger cat yawning
Big yaaawn@
25.01.2026 20:35 β π 5 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0COMFY CHARE!
25.01.2026 19:40 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It's finally here! The supercut of Smol Paul's iconic yeets you've been asking for for years. I don't have the time or talent, all credit goes to @rainsurname.bsky.social who is quite frankly a genius. The music choice is π
www.instagram.com/p/DT7-PEkjNkb/
Black cat playing the piano
Many years ago, the cat I had then really went for it!
22.01.2026 16:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We were the ones who created the bloody tech!
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