Kevin Seccia

Don’t be a piece of shit, or don’t date songwriters. You really gotta pick one.

A writer in LA is like an old-timey door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman, only you have to pitch your way thru everyone in the house, including the dog, and no one’s ever home. And you have to make the vacuums.

Eventually, months later, they let you know they’ve decided to stick with a broom.

“Kryptonite doesn’t hurt Superman. His body, on a subatomic level, recognizes the rock. It knows what it is, and that he belongs there, and it understands that he will never be there again. What brings him to his knees isn’t pain, it’s the sadness of knowing he can never go home.” -Don Draper

Going to start banging this drum regularly for the next month: the upcoming season of Jeopardy! will be STREAMING NEXT DAY on Peacock and Hulu. For the first time ever!! Cord cutters: time to get back into it!!!

I like the therapy seasons that are like a grab bag, after a week when not much is going on. “Things are okay. Pretty good… I forgot to workout yesterday. Also, I thought about this toy I had when I was 9… Oh, I got sad about a squirrel? Should I- Do you want me to talk about that?”

Literally begging people to stop saying “one hundred percent.” It’s a plague. Maybe even just change the percentage? To mix it up a little? Yes it’s probably weird that this bothers me.

Literally begging people to stop saying “one hundred percent.” It’s a plague. Maybe even just change the percentage? To mix it up a little? Yes it’s probably weird that this bothers me.

Please, please, please stop using AI for bits and jokes. It’s so dumb. We all know it’s bad at doing everything, there’s gotta be a better way of making that tired point that doesn’t burn hundreds of gallons of water and energy. You’re (probably) better than this!

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There should be a time in the group chat where one person is like, “Okay guys, great work all around, but we’re shutting it down for a bit. See you all tomorrow.” Otherwise it never ends. Are we going all night?! Someone’s gotta step in!!

There’s a coffee shop in Burbank called “Romancing the Bean” which sounds gross and doesn’t even rhyme and it kills me that they didn’t call it “Romancing the Scone” and it bothers me every time I walk by.

It’s a punching an extra hole into my leather belt kind of day.

Hahaha no.

I wrote a western short story and then someone agreed to publish it! I’m basically Elmore Leonard!
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This makes me question Gandalf’s politics.

I was the first guy to say "Hoppy Easter." That was me. That's why I'm drunk on a yacht and you're Joe PunchClock down at the Shit Factory.

This was very fun and you should listen!

Won’t you join us for The Great North tonight on Fox or tomorrow on Hulu?

Gonna post one of those bottle drop vids where you roll a glass jar full of marbles down concrete steps and halfway down the owner of the stairs runs out and beats the shit out of me.

Never, at any point in history, have more people needed to be punched in the face.

If I could do that, I would literally never stop talking about it. I would greet people every day, casually mentioning my running shooting star press.

Exactly. The ball should be bigger! And the bat should be wider. And why all the running?!

My dog’s track record for identifying actual threats and then alerting me to them via barking is TERRIBLE. All of her instincts are wrong! At this point, it’s embarrassing. She’s like 0-550,000.

The Not-So-Golden Age of MAGA Troll Comedy In a blind rush to appease a phantom Trump demographic, media executives and billionaire owners are granting influential platforms to bigots, hacks, and panderers.

My original story for @thenation.com is right here: www.thenation.com/article/cult...

Watched a Twilight Zone about a newspaper reporter who interviews a mysteriously young-looking actress who turns out to be Cleopatra. So unrealistic!! No one makes a living as a newspaper reporter.

Hey Bust A Moon Adventure came out, written by super funny guy @kevinseccia.bsky.social and directed by the always wonderful Karen Hydendahl! Here's some development sketches I did (holy crap how many accordion guys did I draw for this) #TheGreatNorth #Hulu

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Daredevil: Born Again is great but I’m not sure the threat of an insane madman controlling ONE city packs quite the punch it once did.

New COLLEGE TOWN! Feat. @nickmandernach.bsky.social & @kevinseccia.bsky.social!!

Hosted by Jan & Beebo (Seth Morris!)

Dangerous daughters, David Schwimmer, butts, fights & more!

Produced by @scottaukerman.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social

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