Tazz

Starting to wonder if Eze as a deep lying playmaker is going to be this season's Merino at CF

Arsene Wenger, 2002: We could go a whole season unbeaten.
Arsene Wenger, 2004: Goes a whole season unbeaten.

Mikel Arteta, 2023: I could substitute a goalkeeper.
Mikel Arteta, 2026: Substitutes a goalkeeper.

Yeah could rest some tired legs, experiment, and give the kids some valuable (and value adding) experience

Just saw the score, feel like a grump for saying this, but shame we don't have more kids on the bench for the 2nd half

I never thought I'd say this but it's a shame Madueke went off for Saka before they equalised.

Noni has been great and Bukayo just ain't himself

Missed the first half for work, sat down for a couple mins into the second half and baby starts crying, just as I soothe her we score

Me thinking to myself "do I need to make her cry everytime we need a goal from now on?!?!"

German airports are the place where all German stereotypes go to die

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Having a baby is being exhausted and ready for bed then realising it's only 8:33 am and you have a day's work to do

But when we moan about the refereeing for the rest of the season we're told to expect even worse decisions as they get their own back 😵‍💫

Why hasn’t Carragher told them to get down the tunnel?

City are too emotional

Pep jumping up and down

"Look at him, look at his eyes. It's like a Demon, he knows it's on"

Arteta strays outside of his technical are:

"Deport him"

Catching up on MOTD can anyone tell me what the difference is between the challenge for Romero's red and Brobbey's yellow

What I most look forward to is the water companies telling us we have a shortage in 6 months time

Somehow I think the net result would be that we would both suffer for it

1 [Scene is a GREGGS interior. A lone MAN, the only customer in the shop, is standing at counter] MAN: Please can I have a sausage roll. 2 GREGGS SHOP ASSISTANT: Certainly sir [She pulls a leaver on the panini machine and WOOSH the man disappears through a trapdoor]. Whoosh 3 [The MAN appears through a chute in an underground bunker. A voice from off-scene greets him]: Welcome, friend 4 [We see the voice is of a military-looking resistance COMMANDER with a moustache] COMMANDER: You said "please can I have" instead of “can I get”… So now you're one of us. 5 MAN: W-where am I ...? [We see him looking at a hi tech UNDERGROUND MILITARY BUNKER - it has resistance vibes, and has lots of screens with maps etc] 6 COMMANDER: You've joined the resistance… ...against people saying things all American. 7 COMMANDER: We are an underground network of sleeper agents poised to have a right go at young people the moment they say "mom" or "bangs”. 8 LIEUTENANT [Staring at screen]: Agent 244 has just given a Zoomer in Halifax the “could/couldn't care less" speech, sir COMMANDER: Very good 9 [Show the map of the UK with digital pop ups on it saying ‘GOTTEN’, ‘ZEE’, ‘MATH’ etc COMMANDER: You may have heard our name... We are... 10 COMMANDER: ...the Fight Against New Yankee Pronunciations and Americanisms Corrupting the King's English! 11 [Show the military command center panel. It says on the wall in big metal letters]: F.A.N.Y.P.A.C.K.E. 12 MAN You've called yourselves the 'Fanny Pack' COMMANDER: We didn't spot the acronym [/end]

This took me fucking ages

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Chelsea are snide c u next Tuesdays.

Always try to give it large and provoke something then run and hide. A team that really embodies their club values

This has to be the unluckiest front line in all of football: 9 goals under xG?

Seems the answer to Eze or Odegaard was Havertz

I think it was just a childish response to hurt feelings... A product of the times and the power of crowd mentalities.

I never understood the animosity towards Trent.

Sure it hurts to see a player you love leave, but the truth you mention is well known, and he was respectful and gave his all until the end... Wasn't like RvP or Cesc or even Ox

I hope Bagdat makes it to an English club some day. Hearing tens of thousands singing his name to the tune of Akon's Smack That would really be something

Poor Gyokeres he could have had a hatrick (or maybe even 2) by now

Havertz seems to have a touch of Berbatov about him tonight

You and me both, hibernation has always been a dream of mine. I am definitely NOT a winter bear

Che Bella Kai

Taken beautifully, missed that composure, and technicality

Now that's a winter break

Less developing a gene more Mustafi ran over a leprechaun on the way to Colney one day and we've been cursed ever since