Chris

Two people riding bikes in Amsterdam. One says “if anyone proposed this in my town I’d kill them”

Cartoon with caption by my buddy @jackhauen.bsky.social

It counts yall for those that are second guessing

People need to be hearing about this shit every single day. Zoom in on literally anything here.

4Chan was hacked, its source code was leaked, admin emails were leaked, AND a lot of registered users used their real names and .edu email addresses. Lotta CHUDs getting exposed to sunlight today.

Portrait-oriented photo featuring a wooden post with a rusted hanger hook jutting out of it, and standing atop the post, triumphant and at least slightly indignant, is a plump little bluebird. The bluebird is a male, and we see the electric blue of his head, but the predominant part facing us is the coppery-orange and pale white front. He is standing amidst little pink-and-red tree blossoms, but I like to imagine these are instead the extracted organs of his enemies. So let's just pretend this bluebird stands vengefully astride a scattering of viscera -- gobbets of gore taken as a prize from his unnatural and invasive foes. I'm sorry I've really made this a gross photo. It's actually quite nice. Kind of a dreamy vibe to it, what with the wall of yellow forsythia blurring in the background, and here I am adding drippy bits and internal organs. I'm sorry. I'll do better next time. Probably. Photo by me, Chuck Wendig

Everything is bad but birds are good so time to reinstitute BIRD PROTOCOL where a bird is deployed to offset endless evil vibes, please enjoy, birds are good, okay bye

(photo by me)

a sign with an M on it that is definitely Mario adjacent

an upside down m, also known as a "wario symbol"

I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario

We-have-Wall-E-at-home ass traitor!

Yes, it’s a bit hard to see now, but allowing the president to become a king who can kidnap citizens while also demolishing the global financial system is a small price to pay for getting to keeping 23 trans women from playing college sports.

do you know how dangerous i’d be if i had self-discipline

therapist: and what do we do when we’re feeling stressed?

me: stop making plans, avoid text messages, and accidentally alienate myself from all of my friends

therapist: no

i don’t do “small steps”

i do zero steps

then all the steps at once in an unhinged burst of manic efficiency that i will not be able to replicate again for months

the ADHD urge to apologize for existing

This is the one where you lost me Will.

"Age verification" laws are actually "upload your ID or get your face scanned to access every website, ending anonymity and associating your identity with everything you do online" laws and if more people understood that they would not be down for this authoritarian nonsense

what the fuck the founder of chipotle literally just looks like someone shaved the grinch

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Disappeared Tufts Human Dev. PhD student Rumesya Ozturk is also a graduate of Teachers College - she’s a dev. psychologist studying children’s media & prosocial development. She also bakes without recipes and binge-watches cartoons. She is our colleague & she was abducted on the street w/ our tax $.

The US is a frog in a boiling pot and it's wild watching initiatives to beat an authoritarian oligarch with words. They're disappearing people in little vans for protesting a genocide they plan in secret chats without oversight while a billionaire destroys your courts which they ignore until he does

What’s the role of that one?

New favorite couple

Bernie standing next to AOC holding a rally attendee’s baby with people taking pictures, laughing and smiling.

Timeline cleanse 🌞

What

I built a Playstacean!

Poll: Only 20% of Utah voters support fluoride ban, but lawmakers passed it anyway Poll shows only 20% of Utah voters oppose adding fluoride to water systems, but lawmakers passed a statewide ban anyway. How a small right-wing group succeeded in removing fluoride despite public support for keeping it.

A new poll shows only 20% of Utah voters want to ban fluoride, but lawmakers did it anyway. #utpol

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absyyynth Follow 3h ago i just have to know what happened to the ui/ux designers at firaxis between civ6 and civ7 absyyynth 3h ago nefariousbastardgirl 3m ago it was luigi mangione. i'm not kidding looking up his Ul bug fixes in civ 6 Newsweek https://www.newsweek.com Luigi Mangione Job Resume Reveals Video Game Work on 'Civilization VI' Dec 12, 2024 - Per Mangione's Linkedin, while at Civ VI Mangione "fixed over 300 UI bugs (25% of Ul bug count) using Lua language, Jira software, and Perforce what the fuck 8,058 notes

The reason Civ 7 sucks is because they didn't have Luigi around to fix it

YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work