Rocky

Who up tearing they ACL?

If we had real medical innovation you'd be able to get a prostate exam and provide a sperm sample in the same visit

This is what the Billboard charts would look like if the woke took over

oomf looks like a they/he - Theyrosmith

They It Ain't So - Weezher

Hey Jude - The Beatles (they're all girls except Ringo)

My Deadname Is - Theminem

99 Polycules - They-Z

Paradise - Coldplay

Conservatives love to be sex puritans, meanwhile they're making the kinkiest MFs to ever walk the planet by calling their trans daughters 'son' and parentifying them. Lefty Bob wouldn't flip his shit if his kids were gay and none of them want to be put in cages so who's really raising pure children?

You can't even threaten subs, I told an anxious transfem I was gonna choke slam her against the wall and her eyes lit up

Rico kind of the throat goat

Where is Wallace Shawn

to all my trans followers, queer followers, workers exploited, allies, etc: you are loved. you are cared for. we will win. be yourself and let's conquer this bullshit

I'm going to be here four years from now. I'm going to be here eight years from now. I'm going to be here ten, twenty, fifty years from now. I hope to see many of you there too.

Hello, it is the president and I'm here to let you know you've won the Presidential Medal of Freedom

All that liquor got me lying call that bottle cap

I think Zendaya will mate with Tom Holland and immediately kill him like a praying mantis.

So brave of celebrities to remind us threyre people too in their own kind of way

That's scary :(