Biena

More reasons to get a dog..

Almost house. I was let down by Middlemiss & the American artists who didn’t fulfil their side of the bargain #TOTP

#totp these spiral striped tapas bowls are still available

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#totp

Quick! #totp breaktime read some real news 🔻

A #totp bingo card in the style of the 1990s Top of the Pops logo. “Fuck off, Weller” Mike Read reads something Artist looks considerably older than they actually were Bobby Williams Jarvis Corker being a bit cocky Mel Blatt’s pregnant belly Heavy eye makeup The bastards play a tiny section of Fleetwood Mac’s Tusk Jayne Middlemiss lounging on a part of the set An oboe Artist shouts “Top of the Pops” Pretentious black and white video Go to horny jail The lovely Neil Hannon Fubsy Shabaroon enthusiastic about Sparks - everybody knows your boy Fubsy @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social Spice Girl without the Spice Girls

Love drinking? Hate bingo? Welcome to the #TOTP drinking game!

For everyone else: here's your #TOTP bingo card.

This may be my last for a while due to REASONS that will become apparent next week. Have fun, like and repost when it is safe to do so.

YouTube video by Bagpuss John Lewis Christmas Advert 2025 vs Mr Blobby

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All the essentials, though i wouldn't burn used nappies. 🤢

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Friday

Thats how you get rid off the elf on the shelf preemting Christmas dread

Inspired by The Jase's video, I realised that the Mr Blobby song also works quite well with the John Lewis advert. But then it took a dark turn...

Ten Years of Sgt Pepper AN ANTHOLOGY OF TEN YEARS OF SGT PEPPER CELEBRITY MEMORIAL TRIBUTES

For everyone who’s been asking why I’m stopping doing it 👆

Don’t forget: chrisbarkerprints.co.uk

It’s doing well but it’s still not half way…

At times like this I'm reminded of the tweet "Spell my name, spell my name. It's right there in the email, it's not a hidden detail"

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Absolutely yes!

When you accidentally get your scarf caught in your menstrual pad

They say ricewater is very good to wash your hair with .. incase you decide against eating it.

I do the same for insta. I never download a app if I can use the browser.

So who's hands are they? this is a physically impossible shot.

Its that time of the year to wrap your pyamas around the hot water bottle.

I hadn't clocked this on restaurant bills, but will be keeping an eye out. It feels a bit like airlines charging you for everything that used to be included, like checking a bag. I'm quite prepared to have a fight in a restaurant and refuse to pay an "admin" or "brand" change.

Oh so we're going to give abusive users power to harass and shadowban people

cool cool

That actually workt well

Dutch women singing about Mississippi wearing kimonos and greek citar #totp #appropriationmuch

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#totp boogie

Postal system was quite quicker back then 😂

Printing some stuff from the notary realizing a skill that is lost on new generations: knowing by feel-eye if there is enough paper in the printer.

Not only did the train hit him, a few moments later an onconing train scraped the damaged train.

I also realise now looking it up that the Netflix version and American version are stripped of a lot of the viewers elements because these days spin off shows are made in a way you can still folow the plot while scrolling on social media.

It's definitely more than that, Wiki does nt do it justice, it's aimed to enticing the viewers At the start of each series watching fans can interact and compete with other viewers by downloading a book, there are hidden clues in episodes who's the mole, the mole is always operating in plain sight.