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AINT NO FUCKING WAY

AINT NO FUCKING WAY

13.11.2025 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2164    ๐Ÿ” 478    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 51    ๐Ÿ“Œ 36

Can't these be 2 different hard-hitting stories? You're diluting them both like your federal funding is in jeopardy. It's gone, sweetie- you can do your job again.

13.11.2025 14:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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AOC: "It is unconscionable that what we are debating right now is legislation that will give 8 senators over $1 million a piece & we're robbing people of their food assistance & healthcare to pay for it. How can we vote to enrich ourselves by stealing from the American people?"

12.11.2025 22:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49635    ๐Ÿ” 15435    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1004    ๐Ÿ“Œ 674
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Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon that the lawyers representing Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing should accuse Christine Blasey Ford of being on medications that cause false memories or memory loss.

12.11.2025 22:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8824    ๐Ÿ” 3612    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 254    ๐Ÿ“Œ 578

Everything - newspapers, universities, social media platforms - is an investment portfolio first and whatever it supposedly is second.

13.11.2025 13:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump Administration to Drastically Cut Housing Grants

This is far worse than anyone expected.

Trump's HUD plan would cut *two-thirds* of permanent housing and push as many as 170,000 formerly homeless people back onto the streetโ€”redirecting funds to work mandates, forced treatment, and encampment sweeps.

All as mass internment camps are being built.

13.11.2025 03:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2720    ๐Ÿ” 1601    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 74    ๐Ÿ“Œ 134

When news of Black protestors being attacked by police dogs hit international news media, the US was so embarrassed the administration aided the protestors. This administration has no shame. United States of Trauma & Scams.

13.11.2025 13:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why when public universities aren't allowed to have DEI programs or teach about Black history can they host straight-up fucking Nazis?

12.11.2025 02:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do...do people know the difference between being a writer and playing one on TV? I mean I realize that was confusing for many Americans in reference to the concept of a competent businessman, but S&TC never tried to pass itself off as a reality show...

11.11.2025 23:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On the other hand, if somebody wanted to give me a fatal illness right about now, I wouldn't mind. A kindergarten teacher was dragged on the ground by ICE in front of her students in Chicago. Fuck all of this.

10.11.2025 23:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a real challenge to my ultra positive stereotype of Canada that they also have idiot homeschoolers.

10.11.2025 23:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@npr.org What will it take for you to ask the real questions: Are they trying to kill us? and Why? It's not a conspiracy at this point. They really think all they need on their billionaire club planet is AI.

10.11.2025 23:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now that I'm all grown up, I don't think Dazed & Confused is a low-key hangout movie but a gross, dumb, sexist hazing movie.

05.11.2025 13:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yup. Also have the lowest number of children's psychiatric beds per capita and our department of health and human services was just sued by multiple entities for lack of mental health resources. 2nd in the nation in cancer diagnoses, 48th in econ. growth. (Don't come. Don't come.)

05.11.2025 13:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Boycott Christmas. Your neighbors are in concentration camps y'all.

05.11.2025 13:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let them canabalize each other like the rats they are.

03.11.2025 23:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Emma Stone, I don't think you realize that you are alienating a big chunk of the kooky contingent you are trying to court by continuing to make movies with the guy who made a movie about an old man doing youknowwhat with a baby.

01.11.2025 03:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How do you not see this as the sexual harassment that it is? So fucking gross, immature, and nonconsensual.

30.10.2025 06:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a kink. Rich people want everyone to watch while they possibly donate slightly more money. Like put yr dick away Jim & Judy Johnson from Cedar Rapids. This is NPR forcrissake.

30.10.2025 06:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Clearing up those "had a stroke" rumors with some impeccable StrokePostingโ„ข. Masterful gambit sir!

29.10.2025 19:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4143    ๐Ÿ” 769    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 200    ๐Ÿ“Œ 103

Yeah and some people even feel violated by unsolicited references to BJs and dildos etc. by strangers in their social media feed. Seriously, it's super immature and gross and nonconsensual and I have no idea why people follow your account or why it shows up in my feed. Just yuck.

30.10.2025 06:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œWelcome to the confederate broadcasting systemโ€

30.10.2025 03:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 885    ๐Ÿ” 194    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

I love how being a fucking nazi fuck is "taking Christianity further" than anyone before. So shitty racist misogyny is the logical conclusion of Christianity, and we heard it here first from the Atlantic.

30.10.2025 05:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thoughts and prayers to the girl in my kindergarten class who called the teacher mom, and to my kindergarten teacher who said, that's ok honey because I am someone's mom. I've called in a tip. May God save their souls.

29.10.2025 12:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm always happy when nice things happen to Canadians.

29.10.2025 12:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh wow, the leader of one miserable place where no one can afford to have kids or retire honors the leader of an even more miserable place. Neat.

29.10.2025 12:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The US government is actively trying to euthanize us. Does anyone really care about low birthrates anymore?

28.10.2025 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aren't you tired of Washington working for billionaires instead of you?

I sure am. That's why I'm not accepting a dime of corporate PAC money.

27.10.2025 21:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Turns out, all the magical Black man magic was thanks to a white woman the whole time. Neat

27.10.2025 10:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t want to talk about if we should show grace to the Nazi tattoo guy or if he should stop running & go back to his cushy job anymore I will just say that many states in the early 2000s either attempted to or passed laws where you could be fined, processed or imprisoned for sagging your pants.

27.10.2025 01:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 345    ๐Ÿ” 72    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

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