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@seankaprelian.bsky.social

Denver, CO I am somewhat marginally less mediocre than you thought I would be. Hip. Thrust.

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Latest posts by seankaprelian.bsky.social on Bluesky

TLDR: β€œKash isn’t crushing my enemies fast enough.”

25.11.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard is saying bye felicia Alt: a man with a beard is saying bye felicia

Sucks to suck.

25.11.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is standing on a boat in the ocean waving at the camera . Alt: a man is standing on a boat in the ocean waving at the camera .

That means he’s GONE gone.

25.11.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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two men are sitting next to each other and one of them says " not good " on the screen Alt: two men are sitting next to each other and one of them says " not good " on the screen

This seems bad. It’s bad isn’t it?

25.11.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a denim jacket is sitting at a table and says i 'm listening Alt: a woman in a denim jacket is sitting at a table and says i 'm listening

The parents shit out of Annabelle’s butt?

24.11.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump will πŸ’― scapegoat Pete. Donald turns on everyone. No exceptions.

23.11.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a tuxedo is playing drums in front of a red curtain that says snl week ALT: a man in a tuxedo is playing drums in front of a red curtain that says snl week
23.11.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a white shirt and black tie is looking at the camera . Alt: a man in a white shirt and black tie is looking at the camera .
23.11.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump just floats lead balloons like they’re bad casino loans.

23.11.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She did that to herself literally and figuratively.

22.11.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a tuxedo is giving a thumbs up with the words nicely done below him ALT: a man in a tuxedo is giving a thumbs up with the words nicely done below him

β€œTesting” the ceasefire by actually breaking it.

22.11.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a pixelated image of a man with a mustache and the words well ALT: a pixelated image of a man with a mustache and the words well
22.11.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She’s gonna go full evangelical. That’s where the real money is.

22.11.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now kith

22.11.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cookie monster eating a cookie with the words nom nom nom behind him Alt: a cookie monster eating a cookie with the words nom nom nom behind him
22.11.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œDeadline”

21.11.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is waving in front of a crowd with the words well written in white Alt: a man in a suit and tie is waving in front of a crowd with the words well, that’s enough internet for today
21.11.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lost it in the couch cushion. Maybe. Probably.

21.11.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She hates women and she’s trying to get one fired.

21.11.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man sitting in front of a microphone with the words it really is as bad as it sounds Alt: a man sitting in front of a microphone with the words it really is as bad as it sounds
21.11.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open and saliva coming out of it . Alt: a close up of Homelander’s face with his mouth open and saliva coming out of it .
21.11.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I dunno sounds like the remarks of someone who’s in the Epstein files.

21.11.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Lowest bar since filling a US Attorney slot.

20.11.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s dumber.

20.11.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If the Epstein files actually get released, we’re gonna rocket ahead a few decades.

20.11.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know Bonesaw kept a souvenir.

20.11.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Senator Murphy coming in hot from the top rope.

20.11.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ronald McDonald giveth. Ronald McDonald taketh away.

20.11.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Donald Trump doesn’t get to calibrate my moral compass. Fuck that shit.

20.11.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why do we pay homage to people born into wealth and power.

20.11.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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