Sean Kaprelian

TLDR: “Kash isn’t crushing my enemies fast enough.”

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Sucks to suck.

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That means he’s GONE gone.

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This seems bad. It’s bad isn’t it?

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The parents shit out of Annabelle’s butt?

Trump will 💯 scapegoat Pete. Donald turns on everyone. No exceptions.

Trump just floats lead balloons like they’re bad casino loans.

She did that to herself literally and figuratively.

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“Testing” the ceasefire by actually breaking it.

She’s gonna go full evangelical. That’s where the real money is.

Now kith

“Deadline”

Lost it in the couch cushion. Maybe. Probably.

She hates women and she’s trying to get one fired.

I dunno sounds like the remarks of someone who’s in the Epstein files.

Lowest bar since filling a US Attorney slot.

It’s dumber.

If the Epstein files actually get released, we’re gonna rocket ahead a few decades.

You know Bonesaw kept a souvenir.

Senator Murphy coming in hot from the top rope.

Ronald McDonald giveth. Ronald McDonald taketh away.

Donald Trump doesn’t get to calibrate my moral compass. Fuck that shit.

Why do we pay homage to people born into wealth and power.