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Stay at home dad. Part time Teacher. Writing attempter. Here for jokes, Canucks, games, books, and whatever else tickles my fancy.

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Oh man. I didnt think of that. This is clearly a thing.

13.03.2025 03:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heard that. Winced. Clear retaliatory shot after the whistle is not 'getting' someone.

13.03.2025 03:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*writes an article about how the Canucks last year rode a wave of a perfect combination of an outgoing Boudreau's yolo offense style and an incoming Tocchet's defensive structure, but that got worse and worse as the yolo wore off leading to 11 shots in playoff games and now continuing this season*

13.03.2025 03:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Insanity. :(

09.03.2025 20:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Excuse my Canadian ignorance, hard to keep up with the chaos - is this because the park rangers (or equivalent) have been laid off/reassigned?

09.03.2025 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tariffs or no, business owners and employees are going to be hurt by American grandstanding. At all of our grocery stores, American products are on every clearance rack and sale shelf because nobody is buying them.

09.03.2025 15:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sorry but despite how desperate teachers are for people to cover their classes sometimes, if you're a substitute teacher and you adjust my desk chair I'm never requesting you again. Come on people. You never adjust a guy's chair. What are they teaching in school these days...

07.03.2025 16:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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holy John Gibson

06.03.2025 03:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 278    ๐Ÿ” 43    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

As long as it doesn't crash into us :/

06.03.2025 00:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not to pile on the medical staff, but three of our superstars are dealing with injuries and don't seem to be improving... Something feels bad in that.

05.03.2025 05:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We've cancelled our bachelor party that was planned for Seattle for a buddy because of the ridiculous tariffs. We'll be finding ways to spend our money in Canada instead.

05.03.2025 05:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a kitchen with a checkered floor and a white refrigerator with the words oh yeah !!! written on it . Alt: GIF of the kool aid man busting through a wall.

Sun comes out.
Pure joy and glory.
For about 10 minutes.
Allergies:

01.03.2025 16:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tyler Myers was our best forward tonight.

28.02.2025 05:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Broke my finger. Went to ER for an X-ray and doctor. Took maybe 5 hours all-in. Immediately referred to a specialist three days later. Was there for about 90 minutes to receive care. Follow up appointment booked already. Cost me nothing (taxes). Thankful for our system. Even for minor injuries.

27.02.2025 18:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And bats. Cute little guys when theyre hanging out on the eaves. Terrifying hell demons when they accidentally fly into your bathroom when you're in the shower.

26.02.2025 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Losing his Norris because of injury, but perhaps solidifying his Hart? Especially if he comes back and they squeak into the playoffs.

24.02.2025 03:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeesh. Pretty bleak. But yeah, I LOVE Myers. Especially at his new contract. Obviously a rough game for him last night, but overall heโ€™s been so solid and stepping up on offense!

23.02.2025 18:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My toddler is angry at me because I pretended to eat the pretend plant she pretended to give me.

22.02.2025 18:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah I felt it in South Surrey area.

21.02.2025 21:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm excited for February to be over so I can start accidentally staining a fresh new page of my desk calendar.

21.02.2025 20:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very small factoid, but kind of fun that it was two of the very few players on Canada's roster who haven't won a Stanley Cup who combined to give them the win over the USA last night. (Marner to McDavid). Their chance to show up in a big moment and they did.

21.02.2025 18:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Letโ€™s not judge people okay? Iโ€™m wearing my hat today because classes arenโ€™t in session so there wonโ€™t be students in the building and I didnโ€™t want to put molding clay in my hair today

itโ€™s backwards because itโ€™s cloudy and raining so thereโ€™s no sun to block, duh

Totally not because I look cool

21.02.2025 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are we ready for Binnington to start in the Olympics?! #chaos

21.02.2025 05:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I doubted. I could not be happier to be proven wrong. He was huge tonight.

21.02.2025 04:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ. He listened!

21.02.2025 04:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜… my wife and I both shouted โ€œ18 YEAR OLD SAM BENNETTโ€ at the bar.

21.02.2025 03:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What is this nonsense you speak?

21.02.2025 03:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anytime I can convince my 5 and 2yo to go play in the basement by themselves I feel like Iโ€™ve won the lottery.

19.02.2025 23:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Remember that summer when the Sedins focused on power skating and suddenly they were unbeatable? I think the Canucks might want to give that coach a call.

19.02.2025 00:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

USA getting some light cardio in while they mentally prepare for their second date with Canada

18.02.2025 02:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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