@djsoubise.bsky.social
if we had a national public advocate position where a person could make Official Dumb Tweets all day while adults run the country, it could have saved us a lot of trouble
07.11.2025 16:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0similar to how it's basically impossible to make an anti-war movie because it all just looks too cool on screen
07.11.2025 14:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0why now? why not 15 years ago?
06.11.2025 14:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0embrace Bouie thought!
05.11.2025 15:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0if someone gives multiple concession speechs in a year, people tend to stop caring
05.11.2025 03:09 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"You're not making fun of it, you're making fun out of it. You're expressing whatβs basically serious to you in terms of fun and artifice and elegance. Baroque art is basically camp about religion. The ballet is camp about love." -Christopher Isherwood, The World in the Evening
02.11.2025 19:42 β π 13 π 3 π¬ 2 π 1we really should be able to elect a new house if they're not going to bother
01.11.2025 18:49 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Catholic schools, man...
01.11.2025 14:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0why do you think they had to build so many?
31.10.2025 15:28 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the constitution really should let us elect a new house if the government is shut down and they're not even bothering to meet
29.10.2025 23:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0worthless account
28.10.2025 16:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0what's false about it? they've extended their borders recently
28.10.2025 16:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bulgaria has been in the eu for almost 20 years
28.10.2025 10:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0free throw merchant
27.10.2025 04:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
damn we found George Lucas' car
26.10.2025 16:18 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0we need more shitty teen jobs, clean a toliet a couple times when you're 17 and you get over it
25.10.2025 14:29 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0one of the few pmc professions that can do a cost/benefit analysis and doesn't care about aesthetics, everyone else just gets the f150
25.10.2025 14:25 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0and if it was a tin pot who was happy to have American oil companies profit, they wouldn't care either
25.10.2025 14:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0mostly yeah but the oil is one of the reasons they've been at for years. if it was just a tin pot dictator without oil they wouldn't care as much
25.10.2025 14:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0-Myrtha, queen of the Willis
23.10.2025 21:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0he'll do both! he'll build the ballroom but stiff all the workers
23.10.2025 21:11 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0never trust a Washington wizards legend
23.10.2025 14:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0eight! good startigami
19.10.2025 21:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0probably my favorite segment, just for the atmosphere
19.10.2025 15:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0oh heck yeah
18.10.2025 14:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0cumin is so tasty in pinto beans!
17.10.2025 18:51 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0lol lebron takes up golf and immediately gets sciatica
17.10.2025 15:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Christians used to be against necromancy
16.10.2025 20:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0impeachable
15.10.2025 22:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0default no click
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