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Domestic dispute in public

here's what it usually looks like

That is the actual number and I had to check like 5 times because what the actual hell

Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,

long winded joke about kids in a santa movie thinking they were sent back in time to hang out with a jolly bearded gift giver but instead going to the council of nycea and listening to hours of debate with St Nicholas of Myra

Time again for my favorite christmas post ever, one that still makes me laugh every time i read it

A dilute tortoiseshell cat looks up to the stove where a creamy liquid is cooking with a wooden spoon over the pot rim.

So-called “free thinkers” when there’s risotto on the stovetop.

There is a direct correlation between how fake your job is and how much value you see in AI

A brown tabby cat curled up on a person's lap. The cat's face is pressed into a soft looking red and blue blanket. The cat has white whiskers and a dark tail curled around her feet.

Sasha likes to sit in my lap at my desk and smoosh her face into my belly and purr and i love her so much

oh that is such a cozy beast

People abusing stimulants is so wild from the perspective of an ADHDer. "I used Adderall to work for three nights without sleeping, lol." Cool I take Adderall so I don't cry when I have to re-tie my shoes.

this is a good excuse to post my all time favorite Star Trek meme

man knocking over dominoes meme small domino reads "its neat that TTRPG rules are a semi-diagetic holy writ" and the big domino it leads to reads "A house is a type of combatant the rogue can evade"

oh god ok ttrpg told poorly

- the gang fights a big scary demigod angel
- multiple onscreen kisses in a boss fight? one did poison damage??
- 1 off a tpk
- invented and then felt pathos for a furniture making hermit
- Juggernaut puppet dies a tragic second death, coughs up protien milkshake
- this:

Several megaliths stood in a grassy field.

Carnac (🇫🇷) is the site of thousands of standing stones, constructed ~7,000-years-ago #StandingStoneSunday

Radiocarbon dates indicate people added to and changed the complex over a 300 year period, painting a picture of a dynamic #megalithic landscape

🆓 doi.org/10.15184/aqy...

🏺 #Archaeology

Buddy’s motor is running as he wishes everyone a happy #caturday (sound up!)

I like Magic: The Gathering and being nonbinary

since we're doing USPS discourse again, a reminder of what Dems should be saying

wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics

Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're on the bridge of the Enterprise, point of view from the captains chair looking forward. Sulu is at his station just ahead and looking back at us if to say "are you seeing this shit?" Beyond Sulu is the main view screen, where Abraham Lincoln is pictured in a large chair with space behind him. Closed caption reads, "I AM ABRAHAM LINCOLN."

kind of obsessed with this custom binding for Moby dick by Susan and Chaim Ebanks at Exeter Bookbinders

Tired: police procedurals

Wired: cat procedurals, a series entirely focused on the drama and politics of being a cat

Okay @erinbiba.bsky.social it’s time for my second-most anticipated annual thread: Cats in Christmas Trees (and Battling Menorahs). Starting off strong with Donut.

SIMPLY HAVING A

nyt's dealbook conference agenda for this afternoon includes benjamin netanyahu, mrbeast, gavin newsom, and erika kirk

i don't say this lightly, but, nightmare blunt rotation this afternoon at dealbook

Ladies

I want to make a movie where Santa has claws and he uses his claws to claw things and santa's claws allow him to save the world with his santa claws, I would call this movie "crab santa"

“I just want there to be a car that drives itself so I can get places without thinking about it”

hello, please meet: train.
also see: bus