Eric Bolkart

This is just me

Total Dipshit Fans Think Pop-Up Fly Ball Going To Be Home Run

Total Dipshit Fans Think Pop-Up Fly Ball Going To Be Home Run

I LOVE BASEBALL RAHHHH (I am a miserable Mets fan)

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

I FINALLY FOUND IT

THE WEST HAS FALLEN

Its good but its not Sinners good.

Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return

TRAMAMPOLINE

a man in a blue and red superman costume ALT: a man in a blue and red superman costume

He uses violence when necessary to *stop* violence, cruelty, and injustice, but steadfastly tries to avoid killing.

He sees his power as a tool for helping people and not for enforcing his will upon those weaker than him, but will shut down a tyrant, damn the law.

Superman fucking rocks.

Saw Shadow The Hedgehog at Pride

Good lord we bombed Iran..

𝑩𝑬𝑹𝑺𝑬𝑹𝑲🗡️

My faux retro book cover/poster treatment for the iconic manga

Part 6 is the best one and the only one that truly feels like they are trying

Horror illustrations by Jenna Cha @jennacha.bsky.social.

It's a city that prides itself on surviving it. But also, we have the most hilarious and catastrophic mayoral picks.

Wanted to shoutout the himbo sitting next to me that would laugh super loud at anything slightly humorous and he sounded like the ostrich gag from Family Guy going "Ah haaa"

In the true spirit of Beatlemania, when the 4 movie biopics come out, everyone should just scream in the theaters allowing no one to hear the movie for 2 hours straight

For now until they inevitably reboot it with a young actor and take it back to its roots of more grounded spy action before going insane with the spectacle again

If you inherited a movie theater, what’s your first double feature?

There is no other choice for me.

Kong doodles 🦧

I might go feral lmao

Hedorah

The Oscars are officially adding a Best Stunts category 🏆

It begins with films released in 2027

An isolated cumulus cloud is being pulled into some sort of void against a deep blue sky. If I could just get high enough, I could get through it. Please, let me go.

An endless sea of altrostratus clouds is broken by a stress fracture. Blood has soaked the crack and is pouring from the sky above. The weight of whatever was up there was too much.

Clouds stretch across the sky in bands that resemble a rib cage. The sunset beneath saturates the sky in blood red. The world is doing you no favors, you know.

A luminous singular cloud in the shape of a brain floats in an unknown space. Tendrils and sinew hang below it, probably the last vestiges and memories of what was. Can you really leave everything behind?

A wish for the severing of one's own head.

a medieval style digital drawing of an androgynous brown-skinned knight on horseback on a hill, stabbing a long gold spear into a blue dragon on the ground. the knight has a gold halo behind their head and wears a suit of silver armor with a nonbinary flag striped tunic and a trans flag as a cape. their horse is white, with blue tack with trans pride trim. there is black gothic text at the top and bottom of the image reading “A world without trans people has never existed and never will.” there’s an ornate pale blue border around the image, filled with pink and blue scrollwork, gold hearts filled with colorful flowers, a smiley bat, two smiley moles, and two smiling frogs holding up trans flags.

a world without trans people has never existed and never will

The scene in Requiem For A Dream where the fridge comes to life, as well as the game show host and audience from the TV start to taunt and torment the lady haunts me.

tribute to david lynch for a local theater 💙