Tofu

Extra steeze if you can carry the line through the metal detector and put the door.

There should be a way to lock your phone to one screen when handing it over to show someone stuff.

It's 2024, why am I still worried about people swiping too far.

Battery, storage, and click wheel upgrades for iPod classic. Can't wait to get them installed.

No officer, this isn't fuel for a Molotov, it's nail polish remover.

Made the pilgrimage to #gecca. #chicago #100gecs

Thanks @monster-party.bsky.social for taking the photo!

I've heard thanksoween might be even better

Finally, an American team (sorry haas, it doesn't count anymore)

Brainrot was on the shortlist and I think was a much better choice.

Name a game with a 10/10 soundtrack

Nice hit and run right down Michigan Ave, dude whipped around the corner, slammed into a car at the light, slammed her into reverse and scooted back down Michigan like a bat out of hell. #chicago

When the rain slowed down, the night ended up looking quite nice.

Is it too late to say hi!?

The amount of snow that has fallen in the last 45 minutes in Chicago is unacceptable...

I don't think any definition of 'plush' is where I'm looking for in a tomato soup.

Don't let anyone ruin your day
You're an adult now, ruin your own damn day

Can I put my Minecraft bed by yours and maybe we can share public keys? 😳

"Are you listening to a million lizards again?"

"Yes babe..."

Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets for GBA. It's what basically demonstrated to me what shovelware was.

As a kid I remember beating it on the way home the day I got it.

💀

Big fan of Howard, but tbh, I always thought that harvey did it better.

Dang, that was fast..

a screenshot of wikipedia that reads "He is known for raunchy lyrical themes and provocative music videos.[1]"

looking up any musician on Wikipedia:

can I get a lifetime subscription to bones with a lump sum payment?

sick spot

Picked up some dirt cheap IEMs ( ZSN Pro X ) since I needed something wired to replace my old and busted Senns to go with my my modded iPod that's coming together.

Absolute game changer, they actually fit in my ear and stay in for more than 90 seconds. I didn't think it was possible. #headphones

Where were you able to get this info from?

followers per user percentiles. it's fairly low, with 34 followers being 90th percentile and 701 being 99.5th percentile and such

staying here because I can feel famous

a bag of chocolate covered banana candy called "Bananko mini"

She asked if she could see my banana, but all I have is a Bananko mini 😮‍💨

A screenshot of the YouTube music app with a picture of Charli xcx and the text "Top listener of Charli xcx, I was in the top 0.1% of listeners in October"

I'm not sure what to do with this information.