Dril Eulenspiegel

I have zero opinions on Notre Dame declining a bowl game, other than to say that if you rooted for the farce that is the playoffs, you deserved this outcome.

Ok but you have to admit it would be hilarious if Auburn makes a bowl game at 5-7 solely because Notre Dame rage quit.

Ps. We need four tickets for Osiris in 2027

"The choice may have been mistaken

The choosing was not"

I think everyone should live in New York in their 20s. I think very few people should live in New York in their 40s.

Oh look at Mr Observant

Hope y'all like the Senior Bowl!

We've told the friends we needed to.

We're moving. Texan no longer in NYC, December 29, 2025.

Nah they deserve to be there.

JMU winning it is the answer

WITH THAT SAID

Putting aside my obvious Bama bias, I'm always going to root for a mid team to get hot and win everything. I wanted Clemson last year, so I want Bama this year. Fuck the playoffs as a concept; I hope the worst possible outcome for y'all happens.

To be clear, BYU got fucked and I hate it.

BYU should not have dropped. That's independent from Alabama dropping.

It's not even that. They were top 10 before the Georgia game. They shouldn't fall unless a team that won their championship game jumps above them. I feel strongly about this no matter who the team is.

Philosophically I agree with Alabama being in the playoffs. But they're going to embarrass themselves.

I don't have a problem losing to a better team. My problem is that this team has gotten considerably worse over the last month. That's on coaching.

How set do y'all think Penn State is on Campbell? Any chance they'd look at someone else one more time?

Ya know, it would be nice literally just once to post something sincere that didn't immediately need to have a fucking bit as a reply. But I guess that's asking too much these days.

Weird fucking night man.

Nothing to do with football, but that's certainly a fun metaphor for the rest of it.

Ah well the nevertheless

Whatever. Great season

Oh if Hawkins is out this is actually over

That knee sure looked down idk idk

Ah well. Good season anyway.

Weird to say this is probably the game right here

Realistically, I don't have to care about Troy winning tonight but I am still reflexively rooting for them.

If she's pronouncing it in actual Italian it should be "noot-see", like Nazi with a u

The murderers daughter was my age and she unsurprisingly was fucked up for years, and they're cracking jokes that sound like they're from the 50s borscht belt scene

I know true crime media being exploitative is not exactly a novel idea, but... a famous murder in my tiny little hometown was recently featured on one of the major podcasts, so I got curious and gave it a listen.

This is both insulting to my intelligence and horribly offensive to the victims.

I have a couple of polyamorous acquaintances, and one of the things I am struck by is how much of their time goes into literally just managing their time. It's really quite impressive.

So yeah, after Les Miles and Brian Kelly, I get the appeal of hiring Kiffin.

How tf is AI even supposed to hold a bag?