Trump: "We're gonna have tremendous goodies in the bag for women too. The women, between the fertilization and all the other things we're talking about, it's gonna be great. Fertilization. I'm still very proud of it, I don't care. I'll be known as the fertilization president and that's okay."
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Campaign: Prices will come down day one
Now: Everyone wants to be a farmer!
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republicans: fyi we are bombing france for being too gay and lead poisoning is now mandatory
democrats: yeah? well prepare yourselves for several strongly worded haikus
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I'm giving up broccoli for lent.
07.03.2025 05:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The new line: yes, recession, but ... recession good!
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And yet, Jesus never mentioned anything about this.
These are not Christians.
07.03.2025 02:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
This is NOT what I had in mind when I voted for the man who pretended to work at McDonald's for a day and then drove around in a dump truck. I thought he would continue doing those things, thereby providing valuable services in my community
06.03.2025 19:10 β π 24941 π 2264 π¬ 301 π 114
Fart sniffer
07.03.2025 02:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
This is my life, save I don't do 3 minutes.
07.03.2025 02:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
MTG v Green
Clear bias.
07.03.2025 02:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
We don't???
That's why I don't act like a shovel?
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07.03.2025 02:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
It's quite weird when i start getting action on an old post. Cuz there's a fall-on effect where others start commenting, too.
Where ya been all my life???
07.03.2025 02:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
It's SOOOOO good.
Beyond all the regular stuff like writing and acting, the costumes and sets are astonishing.
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Also, Mike Judge has an interesting new animated show on Max called Common Side Effects.
Intriguing.
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Beautiful show, but you're late to it!
07.03.2025 02:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Not only was his drive to work the same as the opening credits, they used his apartment complex to shoot Peter and Lawrence's home life.
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I lived in Austin when Office Space was released. My friend in the cube behind me saw it, came in the next day, and loudly declared he would not be doing any work for the next two weeks. He came in, he just refused to do anything.
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Asking permission from an illegal entity. Losers.
07.03.2025 01:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Yes, my economic plan will cause short term pain. But after that you won't feel the pain anymore because you'll be dead
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You dropped your hammer.
06.03.2025 06:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Didn't pretend that you didn't slip cheese into my pocket!
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You left your wife in my pantry.
I'll thank you too come get her.
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Sure, but they're killing healthcare, science, nuclear safety, and foreign aid.
How is this gonna fly?
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Getting similar positions from UWashington.
06.03.2025 06:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Not true. It's been streaming in many places.
06.03.2025 06:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Do not obey in advance.
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I've watched it 7 or 8 times.
I don't think it's relevant anymore.
06.03.2025 05:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Okanagan Valley!
06.03.2025 05:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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