Matt R

Oh shit didn't realize this started thank you

Also the guy that says "Mentos... The Fresh Maker"

This picture makes me think of the magical loogie episode of Seinfeld

the actual story here, which the media never talks about, is that police in this country have become a discrete right-wing political operation. the story isn't about cops leaving (they're lying about that), it's about the police trying to exert influence over elections.

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/

No one can do math these days

Because he clearly didn't try to kill him or do great bodily harm, there's plenty of bad shit to focus on without making stuff up

I usually run out of Halloween candy once or twice before Halloween...

I mean it is if you can execute on your strategy

Yeah getting my mom to a protest is not a problem

I mean I'd say my world pretty much stayed the same

Behold slop

Ham sandwich etc

That's pretty fucked up

remember that movie and book "The Secret" from like 20 years ago. I decided i believe that's real now

It's proven itself to be real over time for sure

I mean it's been a pretty long time! Good for Argentina...

I like to order it then totally forget that I ordered it then it's like a nice little surprise t-shirt

I think it's pretty clear at this point that he just talks like that all the time

That's probably delicious but that's just too many things

His humping motions are too pure

Where do you think all the cartels in Mexico get their guns?

It's Indiana

Daaaaaaaa bearssss

I’m not body shaming but I’m also honest this Texas boy is gonna roll through Portillo’s once and switch allegiances

YouTube video by Springfield, USA The Simpsons: Proactive Paradigm

youtu.be/ea5L2hQurWA?...

These guys are so vulnerable to defecting to Chicago

If I wanted to "see" a podcast I'd watch public access

Nothing like that will ever break into the news. There is so much out there that anyone will find what they're looking for whether it's good or bad. Those that want to only watch Fox News and live in the conservative media bubble will not see anything and will continue to think my city is a war zone

You can't possibly be this stupid

Terrible AI, at least use Chicago style pizza and maybe a joke that's funny