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Today on NPR I heard somebody compare the simulation of human intelligence that AI produces to weather simulations and how that doesn’t mean it’s real weather.

A.I. needs to watch its back, I'm coming for its job.

Borrow tons of money with no chance of ever making it back? Kid shit.

Lie that I'm good at stuff that I'll never be good at? Doing it now.

Always be 5 years away from meeting my potential? Buddy, that's my life story.

This reminds me that the way to make Baja Blast (back before it was available outside of Taco Bell) was to combine Mountain Dew (Pepsi) with Blue Powerade (Coca-Cola). What is going on behind the scenes they don’t want us to know

gatorade is owned by pepsico but it's the coca cola of the sports drink market. powerade in turn is owned by coca cola, but it's unquestionably the pepsi of sports drinks. this should be plainly obvious to all

I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.

When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts

The “art of the deal”

Nothing fishy about that whatsoever

Because we’re watching on HULU there’s a slight delay, so 30 seconds before we see a goal happen our neighbourhood erupts in massive fireworks. #seattleseahawks

Nothing better than a blessing from Blitz. Wishing Coach Macdonald and the entire team the best of luck out on the field.

Very proud to be a 12 today. Let's go Seahawks!! 💙💚

Ordway finishes, I recall? Such a fantastic pairing

So much of his stick is trial ballooning evil

He was straight up, trying to see what he could get away with.

Jesus Christ, wtf is wrong with these people???

My kid—who is deep into her Disney princess dress phase, btw—will just randomly sing “strawberry fields forever.” I hit the kiddo jackpot.

The irony of claiming unfair elections when his party is in power in every branch, smh

Our founders, though deeply flawed, understood that democracy requires an informed citizenry and a government accountable to it people. That’s why the press is the only profession protected by the Constitution. It’s also why autocrats and oligarchs seek to control and destroy it.

The Washington Post cuts are devastating. Washington, DC, locals deserve to have dedicated journalists looking out for the public interest in their backyard. Jeff Bezos clearly doesn't give a shit about that. But it seems he doesn't care about the paper's national significance, either.

Jesus Christ. Waking up everyday with this man in charge of the country is like feeding your mental health into a woodchipper.

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“I don’t know why…”? Maybe he could ask literally Google. Dumbass president.

The meatloaf I made was really good. I'm going to open a meatloaf restaurant.

Star Trek invented the idea of automatic doors.
The sliding doors on the Enterprise were pure sci-fi in the 60s.

Now we walk through them every day without thinking.
The future didn’t arrive loudly.
It just… slid open.

Yes, it’s not great! And the trick of counting the fingers doesn’t help when everybody’s wearing mittens.

Take me away. #lenticularclouds #clouds #nm

My little kid is really into saying “I need to tell you some bad news” and “Speaking of ______” lately. It’s pretty great/alarming!

The signs are angled so that we (the viewer) can most easily read them, but they are not sensibly aligned to the service table. The signs also seem to be on the same plane as the ice vests? Santa hat for some reason. But truly, the agents are unmasked which is the biggest giveaway.

A sad day for humanity, the arts, and obvious wigs