Matt G. Metcalf

Messaging like this is why Pritzker is the current front-runner for 2028.

It's a small thing but it's nice to see the Dems social media presence have more teeth.

Don't tell me what you "meant" by your post. I, the post consumer, will decide what you meant. And frankly what you meant was disgusting

Me: I promise I’m not going to get political tonight.

Me after two beers:

This is truly a gift that keeps giving 😭

He's not just tacky and tasteless. He's a monarchist, and so he's desecrating our iconic national symbol of having a republican head of state. Any of the Founders would have immediately clocked his Oval Office as vulgar Versailles wannabe crap, wholly incompatible with American norms and values.

It's comforting to know that apparently this Administration has, thus far, been unable to corrupt or destroy the US Consumer Product Safety social media team.

Everytime I see Sam Altman it looks like the demon he made a pact with has sucked a little more of his life force away.

World War II pro-American propaganda.

The leopards are eating good.

Photo of a woman labeled "me, shitposting" in front of a tornado labeled "the impending collapse of the United States"

This shit is as bleak as it gets.

Restart Windows XP

I said the same thing the moment I saw it. Pure art.

Let me expand on this point. The Constitution is quite clear that you can't distinguish between kinds of persons in running the Census. And that is especially about apportionment for Congress. The original language makes it pretty clear when it talks about "free persons". But the 14th amendment ...

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From this month's edition of The Onion.

The news cycle this week has felt particularly bleak.

But then again, that's most weeks in this hell hole of a timeline.

why does it feel like BlueSky is the only corner of the internet not overrun by white supremacist now? 😩

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He has no authority to do this.

The constitution explicitly says that a census can only be conducted every 10 years.

The cable news shows would still be talking about this if it happened under Biden.

It's unclear to me how this is remotely legal?

The GOP’s Internal Polling Must Be Brutal Splinter is your home for news and opinions that challenge power in our political and economic system that's becoming more unhinged each and every day.

The subtext of the GOP's authoritarian power grab in Texas (and maybe Indiana) is that their internal polling must be brutal www.splinter.com/the-gops-int...

between this and taking geriatrics I’m thinking there’s a real problem

YIKES

It's still early but I'm becoming increasingly convinced that Pritzker could become the FDR of this generation.

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