a tsunami of tsuris

Cowards die many times before their deaths,
The valiant never taste of death but once.

Gotta primary a whole lot of Democrats.

The photo shows a generously slathered peanut butter sandwich. Shrimp optional.

Now that the sandwich guy has been acquitted, not only of a felony but of a misdemeanor, I think it’s time to arm ourselves with sandwiches. I suggest peanut butter & shrimp sandwiches, just in case any of these gestapo fucks has a food allergy.

well alan dershowitz a deal's a deal

If, as expected, Mamdani secures the Democratic nomination for mayor of New York City and goes on to win in November, he will become only the fifth NYC mayor whose first name starts with a Z.

All of New York is voting Mamdani except Staten Island of course

lol

40% of SNAP recipients are kids, 18% are elderly, 11% are disabled and of the rest, ~70% already have jobs. So unless your company’s hiring Junior Juice Box Interns, grandma and her walker, or knows how to fit more hours in a day, maybe cool it with the “just get a job” takes.

liberal white people are socially conditioned to deliciously consume Black pain and Black tragedy. As if Black people are the ones who need help. no, white people need help. you cannot commit 500 years of atrocity and then look at Black people as the dysfunctional group.

He got the Speaker he wanted - a cuck who will sit in the corner and let him do whatever he pleases whenever he wants.

Wasn't expecting this, but watching the felon king tear down the White House East Wing gave me the same vibes as when I watched the MAGAts storming the capital on January 6th.
America desecrated.

If the National Guard is really in D.C. to protect federal
property, they should probably have been at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. two days ago

Imagine devoting your entire life to prostrating yourself before this man and when you die trying to further his movement he eulogizes you by saying "lmao skill issue git gud"

“many prominent young republicans are actual Nazis” is a self-censoring fact at this point

normie swing voters will literally refuse to believe it and the media refuses to report it because it would call everything else they’ve done into question

A classic case of irresponsible both-sidesism from the NYT. The story is that Trump and MAGA propagandists are lying about Portland to incite a conflict, not that there are different views of the matter.

Marco Rubio whispers into Donald Trump's ear.

“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”

really can’t say enough about how mike johnson is a sniveling little coward of a man. a bayou-bred pushover with a dignity deficit that would embarrass renfield

I never answer phone calls from unknown numbers. EXCEPT for this time of year, in case it’s the Nobel Committee.

a worthy read/reminder

Let it never again be said that a woman with no real reporting experience who fell for a Twitter account called "Official Antifa" cannot be the head of a huge news organization

They’re using American tax dollars to fund infrastructure in Argentina because that’s where they’re all going to flee when we kick them out of office

Eisenhower speaks to American paratroopers just before the invasion of Normandy. Caption reads “Antifa 1944.”

#antifa

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TERRORISM EXPERT HERE:

This statement is a clear example of what is known as “State Terrorism”: When the dictatorship will order all instruments of its state security & intelligence apparatus against its own citizens to terrorize the population.

Trumpnomics: Get tariff money from US consumers on Chinese goods. Our farmers can’t sell their products because the Chinese refuse to pay our tariffs. China buys from farmers in Argentina instead. We send Argentina $20 billion. Then we pay our farmers to throw their crops away.

a heartwarming story of how being an unethical and talentless hack is no barrier to success when you are willing to endlessly flatter the wretched views of rich dipshits

An article posted to Facebook by The Onion is headlined, "Jane Goodall Returns From Latest Expedition With Annoying Chimp Accent." Meta AI suggests a follow-up query, "Did Goodall's accent cause confusion?"

In recognition of the passing of Jane Goodall, I present this Facebook post from last June. Be sure to open the full image to glory in Meta AI's thought-provoking query.

My senator, formerly my representative 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Pretty good, but I’ll stick with Bernard Herrmann.