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@laozipoetryofmya.bsky.social

My posts are an epic (as in a poem) written backwards that ends when Bluesky or I die Baddest bitch witch 28 she/her (Dms closed) @Laozipoet.bsky.social is where I make art @MyatheHoe.bsky.social is where my bussy is I don't have any money to give

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a cartoon of spongebob standing in front of an open door Alt: SpongeBob walking backwards out of a door while snapping and pointing at someone off screen
06.10.2025 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

shoutout to artists that are not that great cause at least you are doing your own stuff at your own pace instead of giving up and using a machine to make it for you

06.10.2025 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A 3 panel meme from SpongeBob. First Squidward is crossing their arms looking angry. They're captioned as "someone on bsky:" then they're is another caption that says "*drops a post that mentions the time they're posting*" There's then a panel where Squidward looks puzzled and the metal wall next to him looks pressed through with an imprint of SpongeBob. The last panel has SpongeBob burst through the wall looking frantic. It's captioned as "me:" and another caption that says "We live in the same time zone!"

A 3 panel meme from SpongeBob. First Squidward is crossing their arms looking angry. They're captioned as "someone on bsky:" then they're is another caption that says "*drops a post that mentions the time they're posting*" There's then a panel where Squidward looks puzzled and the metal wall next to him looks pressed through with an imprint of SpongeBob. The last panel has SpongeBob burst through the wall looking frantic. It's captioned as "me:" and another caption that says "We live in the same time zone!"

06.10.2025 11:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wtf they got cookin over in Athens πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«

06.10.2025 10:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's right fellow degenerates it's time for a 6am mac n cheese

06.10.2025 10:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's me frfr

05.10.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You know what? Fuck it! Imma make Warhammer out of clay!

05.10.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

All my coffee jokes end with Bodum-tsss.

05.10.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

Why is it that whenever I think I can find a cheap alternative to proxy for Warhammer, it just ends up costing the same as Warhammer anyway!?!?

05.10.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"We should have generals like Hitler"

-trump

05.10.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Idk why but this cracked me up on my tl πŸ’€

05.10.2025 10:43 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

SUPER SMASH BROTHERS FOR WII U!!!!!

05.10.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It'll be me, a youngish mixed trans woman. The world is ready!

05.10.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pssst: it’s not an old white guy that is going to save us all

19.09.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 172    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 5

We shouldn't live in a world where we have to shoplift.

Everyone should just have a ps5

05.10.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you're not gonna put yourself in the media you make, why are you even making? Graffiti your face on history bitch!

05.10.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My uber is here

05.10.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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women should be weirder and more off putting

05.10.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 611    πŸ” 225    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 21

I understand that everyone had a unique journey and is a dumb motherfucker in their own way for their own reasons.

05.10.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll rewafffle to that

05.10.2025 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
jucika keeps a record or jucika keeps minutes.

jucika keeps a record or jucika keeps minutes.

05.10.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 495    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2
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I lived in Albuquerque from like 3 to 5 years old.

You just unlocked a core memory for me πŸ˜‚

05.10.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

cream cheese is like poison to me but lots of stuff is poison it’s fine

05.10.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

05.10.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of my home screen with the only app is a game called Witch Hunt in Bullet Hell

A screenshot of my home screen with the only app is a game called Witch Hunt in Bullet Hell

So I've been working on a game

05.10.2025 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Celebrity Dungeon Masters for Hire | Jonathan β€œIndianaJon” Elinsky & Kaliber Experiences
YouTube video by Dark Alchemy Ltd Celebrity Dungeon Masters for Hire | Jonathan β€œIndianaJon” Elinsky & Kaliber Experiences

youtu.be/7oZgxhAcJwM

05.10.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Banjo's look is quite uncanny,

04.10.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1711    πŸ” 403    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 0

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