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It's a courtesy title based on who his mother was. And there's really no reason to be courteous towards Mr Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, alleged nonce.

It takes a lot to make Donald Trump look sane and coherent by comparison, but somehow he's doing it

I'm going to guess that if Russians are actually going to freeze this winter, the same people who were completely silent when Russia targeted the Ukrainian energy infrastructure, will theatrically decry it as the greatest humanitarian catastrophe the West has ever caused or some other bullshit.

The regime falls falls when the security services have to make a choice about whether or not they want to club Grandma and the normies.

They will club black bloc protestors all night long and 60% of the country will cheer for it like braying dogs.

So, to repeat, what's your plan?

During the cold war the KGB had a huge stockpile of rare metals in warehouses for wartime production. When the cold war ended, it disappeared, illegally sold through St. Petersburg. Most likely by crooked former KGB agents. Guess who worked as a metals trader in Russia at the time? Farage.

Or maybe, just maybe, what was obvious in 2024 was correct: Netanyahu fully backed Trump and would not deal with Biden because Trump would give him a free hand to escalate the starvation, bombing, and do full ethnic cleansing. Which he then did, until Netanyahu embarrassed him by bombing Qatar.

Italy literally invented fascism and still somehow Christopher Columbus is probably the most evil Italian

Vaguely Asian names were very fashionable in showbusiness at the time

If I had a dollar for every Pope in living memory who became the unofficial leader of his native country's democratic opposition, I'd have two dollars. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

Complaining about people's skin colour, but not in a racist way.

If it's in a bun, it's a burger. This is why European chicken shops sell chicken burgers, not some weird 'chicken sandwiches' like they do in less civilised parts of the world.

I know this is uncomfortable to admit, but there is a small area in England's second city where people are just not integrated with the rest of society. Many of them hold views that arguably go against British values.

Yes, we need to talk about the Tory conference in Manchester.

Normally, integrating into the local culture doesn't affect your skin colour. So it's pretty obvious that he's racist and just using 'integration' as a fig leaf.

“The public voted for this” - why is this idea of a incontestable plebiscite that must be respected even as it spirals out of control only ever applied to instances where a tiny majority votes for some godawful thing, like Trump or Brexit, rather than normal elections where normal candidates win

'Eastern European'

Don't worry, they won't be around for much longer

Taylor Swift announces next album title: The Queen in Yellow. She told Variety: "A few years back I came across this amazing play and I was so inspired. It's been living in my head for years. I even dream of it, of the city in the play."

It's a good time to make plans for expanding your metro system if you are a European city. Because we are committed to reducing the carbon footprint, the E.U is more willing to give money to cities to expand metro lines. Brussels, Budapest, Amsterdam, with their far too small metros, should jump on.

If you’re an Islamophobe you don’t get to complain about antisemitism

And if you’re an antisemite you don’t get to complain about Islamophobia.

It’s really that simple.

(So many shameless hypocrites around.)

Prediction: he'll become a Russian Orthodox priest before the end of the decade. He already has the right political opinions for it, he just needs to let his beard grow out a bit.

Celebrating the current Mass in Latin is allowed everywhere without any specific conditions and can be almost indistinguishable from the 1962 version - Pope Leo pointed this out recently.

Tucker's law - If some cunt can fuck something up, that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck up because that cunt's a cunt

Whatever you do, don't tell the Americans about Tucker's Law. They won't be able to handle it.

Do I have a terrified hatred in my heart for a specific group of people who are doing me no harm whatsoever and are just trying to live there lives? OF COURSE I DO DARLINGS. But you’ll never know which group it is until I can buy my first castle without having to deny myself a yacht

In a Germanic language, almost anything can be a word. Doesn't mean it should be one, though.

It may be tempting to compare Trump to Goering, given their similarly athletic physique, but that would be unfair. Goering actually served in a war.

This isn't funny, hoovers only do this when they're in extreme distress!

I hate when Russia does these massive missile attacks. You know 4 hours in advance that death is about to rain down on a Ukrainian city, and all you can do is watch. 21st century horror.

Trump likes winning, but is incapable of winning, so he waits until someone else (in this case Ukraine) looks like they're going to win and prepares to take credit for it.