hypocrisy noticer

when I first saw the post I immediately thought "it's probably just 30% less food" and I was right

Sarah Connor's middle name is Jay, an homage to the cartoon character Homer Jay Simpson

it's been difficult after learning that a member of my family saw a bird at the new bird feeder before I did and didn't mention it

if you ever need a good conversation starter, you can't go wrong with "oh, hey"

hell's ironic punishment dept today is prepping a bunch for chains made of dicks.
maybe not their best work, but the politics guy is off until next week

I have been historically neutral* on gravy, so it didn't even cross my mind

*I like it, but also like it without

white meat
mashed potatoes
stuffing
cranberries
apple pie
rolls

there should also be an age maximum. all iPads confiscated upon retirement for the betterment of society.

writing a movie so it has zero tvtropes, it's completely original and 100% incomprehensible

"no one would ever do that in real life"
is what some consider the height of film criticism

I've never watched a movie and been mad that a character is doing something wrong or too slowly.
"why is no one helping her? why is he walking so slow?"
because it's a movie, and it's convenient to the plot

you mean the sword from Roger rabbit?

peter Lorre was an actor?!?

every celebrity from the 70s was just "that person from the Muppet show"

forgot to watch all the spooky movies again!

talked to a customer who just woke up from a nap she took to make sure she can stay up for the whole jays game
hell yeah lady, that's the energy we need

preparing for tonight, just gonna pop out a grab a few
a few what?
a few small beers

we need the first goth president, they would immediately make halloween a national holiday and we'd all be the better for it

just my personal opinion, but the blue jays should just win tonight

finished Task last night, so many tears, great show

a whole weekend!

I had half the lines from this episode downloaded as WAV files from some BBS, my dad was mad I was using so much of the hard drive

good game

3 pitches!

can this game maybe be like 7 innings only tonight? already sleepy

wait til they find out how you pronounce Klee

you often hear about people pivoting to the right for personal gain, but not much about the ones who pivot left, the most successful example of course being Slimer from the ghostbusters

my legal service has stopped working, hmu with any streams that work

I'm stunned, turns out my Uncle Marcellus that paid for my oak bedroom set is not my actual uncle

got one of those hellraiser boxes, I'll post an unboxing video at 10k subs, so be sure to lament, configure and subscribe!