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i am tired all of the time

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my mum watched a shit ton of Downton Abbey in the last 8 weeks of her life and now if i see anything from that or anyone even mentions it i feel like im gonna throw up

29.10.2025 09:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

joke's on you bitch im gonna tell you anyway

28.10.2025 10:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

something im im noticing is that a lot of people ask me how my dad and my brother are but they don't ask how i am

28.10.2025 10:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Duke They/Them

25.10.2025 07:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.

23.10.2025 05:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5219    πŸ” 1466    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 63

im noticing that Grief Content is a big thing on TikTok. there are people on there who have made grief their entire life. before i would've said that was stupid, but now i dunno. i understand the impulse

23.10.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i feel like things are getting harder as time goes on, not easier. there are days when the thought of never speaking to my mum again makes me feel so sick that i don't know what to do

23.10.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If only it was this easy to get rid of the US government in real life bsky.app/profile/did:...

18.10.2025 05:34 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

THEY'RE NATURE'S LABUBU, COOP. CONKERS. GEN Z ARE UNBOXING THEM DOWN AT QUANTICO

16.10.2025 09:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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so what you're saying is she didn't do "absolutely nothing," she did something and you didn't like it

12.10.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

all evidence points to yes

12.10.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

there are fizzy Percy Pig (Tail)s now. absolutely lethal

11.10.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i have seen more than one cat flee in terror from a pissed off squirrel

09.10.2025 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

circumstances notwithstanding there are few more entertaining sights in nature than a squirrel Kicking Off

09.10.2025 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the Dolly Parton health scare was the modern equivalent of the Cuban Missile Crisis

09.10.2025 08:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the pupils are too damn big!!

09.10.2025 07:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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seen some cool pictures of dogs

08.10.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

not one single fucking thing

08.10.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
ALIEN logo being build and the E has no middle line

ALIEN logo being build and the E has no middle line

The ALIEN logo

The ALIEN logo

Every time I watch ALIEN I am transfixed thinking to myself "there's no way they've left themselves enough room to get the third horizontal line in that E without it looking like a squashed-in mess!" but no, every single time there it is, and it's beautiful. Most tense part of the movie tbh.

20.09.2025 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2615    πŸ” 497    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 16

First of all we already have an AI actress and have had one for years. Her name is Gal Gadot and the results have not been great

01.10.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2840    πŸ” 600    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 20

same, similar. i can still work for now but my physical health is on a knife edge and it's clear Reform wants to make my life actively worse. i don't see a future for myself in this country or, really, any other

01.10.2025 11:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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i love this heat action because you can leave and go get a glass of milk

01.10.2025 08:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lost my mother 2 months ago tomorrow. People say there's something spiritual about witnessing a death. I felt nothing of the kind - she was a person and then she was a lump of inert meat. Far from giving me faith, it destroyed what little I had

30.09.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I can't remember the last EA game I bought

29.09.2025 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Protestant Zardoz

29.09.2025 10:18 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Scene from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan.  The scenery above, below, and to the left and right of Shatner and Nimoy are all a tiny budget-saving model with a hole in it that the camera can see the actors through

Scene from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. The scenery above, below, and to the left and right of Shatner and Nimoy are all a tiny budget-saving model with a hole in it that the camera can see the actors through

A favorite of mine is this scene from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. The scenery above, below, and to the left and right of Shatner and Nimoy are all a tiny budget-saving model with a hole in it that the camera can see the actors through

29.09.2025 04:31 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

oh my god

29.09.2025 07:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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