Thar Barr Superstar

The kids in Stephen King's IT: Welcome to Derry do be throwing their bikes just anywhere

Rowlf doing Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas, ah God

There's magic in the air

Found an Arsenal fan who's got far too wound up about Tottenham and catastrophically mixed his metaphors

delete this

I asked my barber why he has a much higher price for mullets on his board than any other cut. He answered, “Because I hate them.”

300 steps left of my daily target, so I'm marching on the spot like I'm on WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY and a hoe-down has been called for

Do you have to write "Yours, etc." at the end of your letter to the Irish Times, or do they just change all sign-offs to that?

The fact that I idly misheard the line in 'King of the Road' "Destination Bangor, Maine" as "Destination banger lane" says so much about where we are as a society

She's taken a full bag of cherry Jakemans to choir practice, to distribute largesse to favoured allies

Troy Parrott being described as "a dote" in homes up and down the land

You never see the heirs to the Stannah stairlift empire embarking on a pop music career/podcast or falling out of London's trendy Met Bar

And how best to thwart the crafty Magyar?

Nowadays, if you go "Blue Cross Saaaaale" in your deepest basso profundo voice, all you'll get back from Gen Z is that fluoride stare

I’m surely not the only one who read this as a cat costing $7k and assumed it was just chuck blazer’s legacy

They should say "João Félix!" in the ads when the cat makes another bollocks of something

Photo of Eamon Dunphy in Rod Liddle exposé mode: “I'll tell you who it was, I can remember his name.. Oisín, husband of Niamh Chinn Óir He's the guy who ran away and left his wife to become an ould lad”

Grabbed a few things from the Twitter archive last night and I was a poster, once

“Prepared for Peace, Ready for War” Loyalist mural changed to “Prepared for Bed, Ready for 3am pee”

A uniform that's hanging in what's known as father's room, with certain named accessories

Don Fanucc' in THE GODFATHER PART II (1974) deserved to be shot for his habit of slapping people's cheeks, if nothing else

Yesterday a man was spelling something using phonetic alphabet over the phone to me. He started to struggle at D:
”eh…Dick”
and when he came to a B
“[long silence]…I can only think of Balls because I said Dick”

He was given as an incorrect answer on last night's Mastermind, and if that's not relevance, I don't know what is

You don't see people making out a cheque against somebody's back any more

I don't know how many more questions there are left to be asked about THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN (1960)

Not long now until we have the bumper, big-value RTÉ Guide

Extreme slow-motion video footage of Giant Haystacks ripping off Kendo Nagasaki's mask with 'De Profundis' playing over it, my God

Tapping a toe to Eurythmics ar BBC4

"Arena" Masters of the Canvas (TV Episode 1992) ⭐ 7.2 | Documentary Masters of the Canvas: Directed by Mary Dickinson. With Count Bartelli, Peter Blake, Terence Donovan, Kendo Nagasaki. Pop Artist Peter Blake's fascination with masked wrestler Kendo Nagasaki.

This is wonderful m.imdb.com/title/tt8764...

Were they also recorded singing 'Dancing in the Moonlight' together?

Shocking anti-Irish racism on Coronation Street. Carla just got back from two weeks in Ireland and said “I haven’t had a decent cup of tea in ages”