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Looks like Mark Crossley

22.10.2025 08:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To be clear: deportations to increase cultural homogeneity is the text book definition of ethnic cleansing. Demands that come even close to this are so far outside any democratic norm and the rule of law. What has happened to a country when this is not condemned in the strongest possible terms?

21.10.2025 10:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5941    πŸ” 1683    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 83

It's a very, very large number of people who've just been told to "go home" by HM's opposition. Add their friends, relatives and supporters and you have an enormous chunk of the voting population. Without those people's votes, the Labour Party is finished. It needs to be made to understand that.

22.10.2025 09:23 β€” πŸ‘ 122    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1
AI fantasy image of 50-something-year-old guy with Thing from Addams Family on his shoulder, but if Thing had four fingers instead of five. Unclear whether Thing is just hanging out like a parrot sidekick to a pirate, or if its placement on the man's shoulder suggests an intimacy, possibly even an erotic component. Also the man has an American flag lapel pin, suggesting he may be a senator or something? The best i can offer is that they are both former veterans and Thing lost a finger (roughly ten percent of its body, by weight) in the Iraq War, and now the man has ridden his veteran story to victory in the political sphere, simultaneously trying to appease Thing as a result of an old promise made to "make sure he's taken care of, after all this over, if we both get out alive" and desperately hoping no one ever uncovers the truth, that he and Thing, alone in the desert and lacking their normal choice of companionship, may have idled away some aroused hours with - you guessed it, say it with me now - "Hand Stuff"

AI fantasy image of 50-something-year-old guy with Thing from Addams Family on his shoulder, but if Thing had four fingers instead of five. Unclear whether Thing is just hanging out like a parrot sidekick to a pirate, or if its placement on the man's shoulder suggests an intimacy, possibly even an erotic component. Also the man has an American flag lapel pin, suggesting he may be a senator or something? The best i can offer is that they are both former veterans and Thing lost a finger (roughly ten percent of its body, by weight) in the Iraq War, and now the man has ridden his veteran story to victory in the political sphere, simultaneously trying to appease Thing as a result of an old promise made to "make sure he's taken care of, after all this over, if we both get out alive" and desperately hoping no one ever uncovers the truth, that he and Thing, alone in the desert and lacking their normal choice of companionship, may have idled away some aroused hours with - you guessed it, say it with me now - "Hand Stuff"

got this ad on reddit and yeah thank you AI, this is absolutely my wildest fantasy. cant wait to live this thrilling dream at last

22.10.2025 11:20 β€” πŸ‘ 116    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 7

As well as the obvious connection to constant demonisation of immigrants, this is also the result of discourse around benefits- the idea that they’re a drain on the economy rather than almost always being reinvested into it. Cruelty and idiocy. Public sector workers will doubtless be next

22.10.2025 10:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just cannot take this shit seriously. If you're a senior Labour figure and think that the party's stance is cowardly but are too afraid to put your name on the record saying it YOU ARE A COWARD.

22.10.2025 09:17 β€” πŸ‘ 705    πŸ” 198    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 4

Looks like Mark Crossley

22.10.2025 08:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Commande 30 trains pour remplacer 26 trains existantes. CONQUER! 🀣

22.10.2025 07:11 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

ALDI & co have long had a reputation in Germany for paying their staff well.

β€˜I could earn more on the tills at ALDI’ is a common refrain when someone is offered a low-paid job.

22.10.2025 07:17 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
Principal Skinner boring Chief Wiggum, Lou and Eddie

Principal Skinner boring Chief Wiggum, Lou and Eddie

I hope all of this CL matchday is this much fun

21.10.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat and get stuck upright - Dexerto The AWS outage caused chaos for owners of Eight Sleep’s Pod3 mattresses as they had no offline mode and were stuck at high temperatures.

"AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat" is something from a Final Destination pre-production brainstorming session www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...

21.10.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 862    πŸ” 326    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 311

Matteo Franceschetti

@m_franceschetti
The AWS outage has impacted some of our users since last night, disrupting their sleep. That is not the experience we want to provide and I want to apologize for it.

We are taking two main actions:
1) We are restoring all the features as AWS comes back. All devices are currently working, with some experiencing data processing delays.
2) We are currently outage-proofing your Pod experience and we will be working tonight-24/7 until that is done.

More updates soon.

Matteo Franceschetti @m_franceschetti The AWS outage has impacted some of our users since last night, disrupting their sleep. That is not the experience we want to provide and I want to apologize for it. We are taking two main actions: 1) We are restoring all the features as AWS comes back. All devices are currently working, with some experiencing data processing delays. 2) We are currently outage-proofing your Pod experience and we will be working tonight-24/7 until that is done. More updates soon.

if your bed is affected by the AWS outage, get a new bed

21.10.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 177    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 6
Black and white portrait of Eddy Hamel smiling.

Black and white portrait of Eddy Hamel smiling.

Black and white historical photograph of an early 20th-century soccer team posing on a field, with players in uniforms and some individuals in overcoats and hats, surrounded by spectators in the background.

Black and white historical photograph of an early 20th-century soccer team posing on a field, with players in uniforms and some individuals in overcoats and hats, surrounded by spectators in the background.

21 October 1902 | Eddy Hamel was born in New York. As a teenager, he moved to #Amsterdam. 1st Jewish player in Ajax Amsterdam. He scored 8 goals in 125 league games.

After his arrest in October 1942, he was deported to Auschwitz, where he perished on 30 April 1943.

21.10.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 332    πŸ” 92    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 4

The fact of black and white cats being the hardest to house is insane to me

21.10.2025 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A Maccabi club source told the UK Jewish News that the intervention of far right political activist Tommy Robinson pledging to attend the game as a Maccabi fan was the "final straw" for their decision about the risks of accepting tickets amid this row
www.jewishnews.co.uk/exclusive-ma...

21.10.2025 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 156    πŸ” 76    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 9

What is the point of the Labour Party

21.10.2025 09:49 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

i appreciate trump's commitment to doing, literally, every metaphorical thing republicans insist he isn't doing

20.10.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 230    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
Crest of KFC Heist

Crest of KFC Heist

All this talk of a heist reminds me of my favourite Belgian football club πŸ—

20.10.2025 10:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Disruptive Business Idea: Instead of hundreds of small business owners and content creators asking me to subscribe to their Patreon, perhaps some central platform (let’s say the government) charges everyone a β€˜mega-subscription’ and then pays those people a sort of minimum wage? Could that work?

20.10.2025 07:23 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3
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Guys new scamming method on bluesky. Please share this around. Dont fall for this stuff

Block, move on.

18.10.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 9853    πŸ” 8315    πŸ’¬ 112    πŸ“Œ 150

I'm at Gare Du Nord. Guy in front of me is way overdressed. Dripping with jewels, wearing three crowns, a diamond ring on every finger. He's sweating loads too. Looks kinda nervous. Pretty sure his moustache is fake too. Takes all sorts.

20.10.2025 07:52 β€” πŸ‘ 179    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3
1
Nurse:
It’s become a real problem in this area

2
Nurse:
We’ve seen the whole community lost to addiction

3
Show a building sign posted:
Westminster β€˜X’ Addiction Clinic
With various Westminster people or looking at their phones outside it

Nurse:
Ministers, Spads, Researchers…

4
Nurse:
Most mornings we’ll get a call about someone acting strangely 

[Nurse on phone taking a call]
Ok - we’ll be right over

5
Nurse:
We just have a gentle chat 

[Nurses approach a minister –Robert Jenrick? - standing in the Palace of Westminster

Minister:
I understand your concerns…

6
Nurse:
Are you OK love?

Minister:
Yes I’m just hearing legitimate concerns from real voters

7
Nurse:
That’s a robot, a Nazi and a poorly-disguised Russian 

[Show that the people he is talking to are precisely these characters]

Nurse 2:
Give us your phone, love

8
Nurse:
At the clinic we put them in a Grass-Touching Pod, with a real voter to talk to

[We see them back at the clinic, holding the minister's head and pushing him into a glass isolation booth with a grass floor. And it is a baffled looking woman, on a chair, ready to talk to him.]

9
Minister:
YOU MUST BE WORRIED ABOUT THE COMING CIVIL WAR

[woman looks baffled]

10
woman:
I just want a bus service 

Minister:
LOOK AT MY FLAG 
[produces a St George's flag]

[ends]

1 Nurse: It’s become a real problem in this area 2 Nurse: We’ve seen the whole community lost to addiction 3 Show a building sign posted: Westminster β€˜X’ Addiction Clinic With various Westminster people or looking at their phones outside it Nurse: Ministers, Spads, Researchers… 4 Nurse: Most mornings we’ll get a call about someone acting strangely [Nurse on phone taking a call] Ok - we’ll be right over 5 Nurse: We just have a gentle chat [Nurses approach a minister –Robert Jenrick? - standing in the Palace of Westminster Minister: I understand your concerns… 6 Nurse: Are you OK love? Minister: Yes I’m just hearing legitimate concerns from real voters 7 Nurse: That’s a robot, a Nazi and a poorly-disguised Russian [Show that the people he is talking to are precisely these characters] Nurse 2: Give us your phone, love 8 Nurse: At the clinic we put them in a Grass-Touching Pod, with a real voter to talk to [We see them back at the clinic, holding the minister's head and pushing him into a glass isolation booth with a grass floor. And it is a baffled looking woman, on a chair, ready to talk to him.] 9 Minister: YOU MUST BE WORRIED ABOUT THE COMING CIVIL WAR [woman looks baffled] 10 woman: I just want a bus service Minister: LOOK AT MY FLAG [produces a St George's flag] [ends]

19.10.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3015    πŸ” 1460    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 81
Cannot generate simple excel files on pro version
Question
So I have used ChatGPT pro for a while now and recently I have been facing an issue while trying to collate data from pdfs and put it in an excel sheet where in my chat it keeps asking me questions when it finally gets down to generating an excel sheet it never gives me the me the link to download the file.
After multiple attempts when it does give me a lin k to download the excel file I rec an error which says file not found. Starting to grow frustrated with this now.
Look forward to any suggestions to tackle this #problem

Cannot generate simple excel files on pro version Question So I have used ChatGPT pro for a while now and recently I have been facing an issue while trying to collate data from pdfs and put it in an excel sheet where in my chat it keeps asking me questions when it finally gets down to generating an excel sheet it never gives me the me the link to download the file. After multiple attempts when it does give me a lin k to download the excel file I rec an error which says file not found. Starting to grow frustrated with this now. Look forward to any suggestions to tackle this #problem

This person is paying OpenAI two hundred dollars a month to have a chatbot gaslight them about making an excel spreadsheet

20.10.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5841    πŸ” 882    πŸ’¬ 148    πŸ“Œ 157
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In 1988, whilst carrying his baby daughter Lauren, Kenny Dalglish interrupted a post-match interview Alex Ferguson was having with "You'll get more sense out of her". Proper animosity, proper beef.

Now they're sharing Dairy Milk Buttons like two kids at nursery. Game's gone.

19.10.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 214    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

Still the best description I've seen of Woltemade

18.10.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hopefully not too close together

19.10.2025 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

New housing estates with actual amenities

19.10.2025 12:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s time
#NoKings

18.10.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2435    πŸ” 214    πŸ’¬ 104    πŸ“Œ 34
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Forest's head of HR on the right here

18.10.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember folks. The original bluesky ethos by us bluesky elders (apparently I count?) is block and move on.

Don't quote dunk, don't pick fights.
Block, and move on.

This is what made this site unpalatable to the right early on, and we can continue to make it unpalatable to them.

17.10.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 7611    πŸ” 3550    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 80

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