Actor Vincent Price reading with Native American students.

Actor Vincent Price in another photo with Native leaders.

Just your regular PSA that actor Vincent Price was cool as f*ck: Here he reads Native American student’s poetry in 1967 at the Institute of American Indian Arts in Santa Fe, New Mexico. Price established the Vincent Price Awards in Creative Writing for Native students, a stipend that was in place

A+ for the use of the word "nostrum"!

i will never forgive the techbros for ruining computer
computer was the only thing i liked

A digital illustration of an attempt to make a fake illuminated manuscript. There’s a fancy illuminated drop capital M. Lots of medieval-type ornamentation, a little illustration in the corner of a rabbit with a battle ax having some sort of confrontation with a little bipedal lizard thing that has an arm instead of a neck and head which is holding a dagger. There’s an orange dragonish beast wrapped around the top of everything and lettering done in some kind of fanciful script reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’

i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests

- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact

a mysterious cold weather cryptid pointing at the camera in front seat of an iconic hot pink jeep

The Boston Yeti is out of hibernation...and he's parking on the odd side!

bit.ly/49RSIHA

And you can get a "gas mask" on Amazon

Text: Old adversaries Sir, Your obituary (Jan 19) of Mr Justice Blofeld rightly referred to his fine sense of humour. When he first sat in Winchester a barrister called Richard Bond stood up to open the first case. Mr Justice Blofeld began to stroke the white ermine on the sleeve of his High Court judge’s robes as if stroking a cat. He then said with a smile: “We meet at last, Mr Bond.” Sir John Royce Clifton, Bristol

Letter in Times today

Reported for glorifying violence

Half his staff is a version of Baldrick!

monday comin'

My dog got me a chewed stick for christmas. I appreciate the gesture but I wish there was a polite way to say "we don't need to get each other gifts any more." My cat got me a pipe bomb

YOU COME RIGHT OVER HERE AND EXPLAIN WHY THEY ARE HAVING ANOTHER YEAR Dorothy Parker Telegram to Robert Benchley 31st December 1929

EDITOR THE TIMES NEW PRINTING HOUSE SQUARE GRAYS INN ROAD LONDON/WC1 RESOLUTIONS COLON ZERO STOP PERIOD HOPES COLON ZERO STOP BECKETT

As is traditional on this day: Samuel Beckett’s thoughts via telegram on the coming New Year of 1984

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Top tier joke

Ngl that sounds AMAZING

Semper Fi, my dude #mapoli #usmc #resist #cambridge #somerville

SCROOGE: you there, boy! what day is it?
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone

"by accident"

Sunset. Solstice. Yule. #solstice #wintersolstice #yule

It used to be a Christmas tradition for our whole family to go down the pub, come home after a few hours and deck the halls. To be honest I’m surprised the Halls carried on living next door for as long as they did.

The atomic ensemble time scale at the NIST Boulder campus has failed.

Those are absolutely fantastic!

“Muppet Dracula with Deadly as Dracula” do u hear yourself. That’s a Gonzo role. The chickens are the brides. Get your head in the game.

my hottest take is muppet fancasts of things need to stop using Uncle Deadly

Uncle Deadly is cheating and almost anything you’re using Uncle Deadly for is better as Gonzo

Photo of a man riding a long-tail cargo bicycle with a ladder strapped to the side and what could be a shop vac on the rear carrier.

I tried to find a photo of Christopher Plummer riding a bike, and instead I found this photo of a guy named Chris who's a plumber, which is even better.

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

“Get in the car! No time to explain”