Casey

#RELEASETHEOHNEVERMIND

He’s wrestling’s David Brenner!

I never saw myself as a Three Monstera Guy, but here we are…

They can rebuild him. They have the technology.

If you are not wearing a bolo tie, I do not want to hear your ufo theories.

Nothing is cooler than a hand popping up from the ground.

Simple, effective, timeless.

I was standing there when C*****te spat on Ed F*****a.

SUPERMAN II trading card sticker blurbed "THE PHANTOM ZONE VILLAINS," featuring the faces of General Zod, Ursa, and Non.

my favorite '80s punk pop band

Whenever that's happened to me, I just delete the device from my phone, and start over with a fresh connection.

Appropriate that the burn should be so...

Savage.

TOOLS! I NEED MY TOOLS! CONTROLLERS, MEMORY CARDS, MOUNTAIN DEW...I'M NOT...THE GOLDEN GOD IS NOT TAKING QUESTIONS I AM THE GOLDEN GOD!!!

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And a 64 Impala!

Because YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!

"I got a thing about chickens."

Angel Heart. Like, yeah...this is absolutely the PI that would take that job.

And for his last amazing trick, Ozzy reunited Black Sabbath and raised 150 million for charity.

Sounds like an alright guy to me.

#RIPOZZY

Duuuuuuude.

"In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming."

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Look, they're gonna keep making TCMs. They just are. Accepting that, I don't know how anyone could have an issue with Osgood Perkins taking the helm. Honestly, him or Peele would be the most exciting on this list.

I'll be back over here eating this sandwich sitting on some oil drums or crates or something. Don't mind me.

Yeah, the whole "credit" thing is kind of a scam...but you really wanna keep an eye on that.

Also, Cheese. You don't ever really have to get the most expensive stuff, but you can never...EVER...get the cheapest. Not when it comes to cheese.

I dunno, AI Darren Aronofsky...gonna be real hard to keep pulling up ladders with a constantly shifting number of fingers.

I mean, they'll get you in the end.

GAH!! It's a tough one...but Critters.

You monster!

"I understand two of 'em was card tricks."

I mean sure, maybe there's something that can replace it, but I truly think we gave up a massive cultural standby when everyone decided streaming was better than traditional networks. 68m people tuned in. 68m people were all doing the same thing in unison. Forming lifelong memories with simplicity.

I grew up in Middle Tennessee, so I always thought "Man, Billy's brother is a bad man."