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help me tape the leaves back on these trees

I got to feed a pigeon and wear cute little wood nymph makeup so I’d call this a successful Halloween

Idek what to do with all these apples I picked

Me in my lucid dreams

Putting extra big cushiony chairs in the waiting room of a sleep clinic is diabolical

Nothing quite like a stale gas station latte on a Wednesday afternoon

Missed another rapture. Oh well, maybe next time.

God I want to nap so bad even the hard floor looks so comfy but alas I fear I will not awake in time

I love this little cat #nightinthewoods

this user loves when it rains.

Was going to update my intro but I’m much too lazy. Maybe next month.

“for the plot” i say as i actively ruin my life

Just watched my can of seltzer water slide across my coffee table on its own…. If you need me I’ll be calling an exorcist I guess

My favorite thing is when I order Uber eats and the map lags so it looks like my driver is skidding 100mph sideways through an intersection to deliver my food

Donnie, be Van Gone.

Didn’t realize my pharmacy closed early on Saturdays. Figured I’d go in at 6 cause there would be less people there and there certainly was!

How to ditch the small talk and make all of your conversations intimate and weird

Im rewatching Andor in preparation for season 2. I’m so excited for this season omg

It’s weird wearing blush for the first time. Feel like I’m cosplaying being alive

get in loser we’re hitting rock bottom

Tardigrades can survive nuclear radiation so I’m fairly certain they would be canon in the fallout universe. Anyways. I need a mutated water bear added to these games.

Yeah sorry I’ve been busy escaping this dystopian hellscape we live in into another more whimsical dystopian hellscape (fallout)

This past week has felt like 12 months

I’m so sorry for the person I’m about to become when the new Gaga album drops

Hell, you could even commit 34 of them

Can’t believe the government is forcing me to touch grass 🙄 #tiktokban

There are so many things I would ban before TikTok, including SUVs and assault weapons…

Felt like a captain going down with their ship being on the app as TikTok slowly became nonfunctional

On a serious note, to the person who invented putting pecans in ice cream: I love you

Got that new black ops you all were talking about