Artisanal Shenanigans

You know when Terry Pratchett said 'It doesn't stop being magic just because you know how it works'? Yeah, he meant this.

Yeah. My Brian is always fucking my day up, too.

I gotta do something about that guy.

Taking things to the next level by insisting everyone refer to cornfield mazes as "metroidgrainias"

There's an even more subtle and indescribably unsettling version of this. It's spending your whole life with a mountain range on one side of your world and then spending time time on the other side of the hills.

Goodbye Melbourne. It's been rad!

GG

Hot tip for anyone after primo merch at PAX: go to the New Blood booth, and ask for the secret t-shirt.

One thing I'm enjoying about going to a gaming convention is watching neurotypical people be utterly confused at being in the minority.

My favourite part is they really don't know why they're not really fitting in.

They just know that there's something happening that they're not quite grasping.

god just say you wanted the money www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Hey Albury. You're pretty.

Man, that guy must be having a rough night.

CAN WE HAVE A WEBSITE THAT ISN'T TRANSPHOBIC FOR ONE SECOND

Gaming Legend Rebecca Heineman Could Really Do With Your Positive Vibes Right Now Heineman's career in games stretches back over 40 years

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Oh dang. This is an excellent analogy.

A man is burning to death. He says "Help ME! Oh God I'm burning to death!' As his flesh melts he shrieks "AHHHH THE AGONY!" He shouts "help me! help me!" to two other men watching him die. One man says "bro's crashing out." The other one winces and says "cringe."

It's too late to run.

You can't convince me that wasn't a dog-whistle.

Fortunately there's only 3 more years of rapidly escalating fascism before there's a peaceful exchange of power

No. Your friends don't secretly hate you. You're just dehydrated.

Headline stating "Algerian Cave Paintings Suggest Humans Did Magic Mushrooms 9,000 Years Ago"

And then they probably did them the next weekend as well

It's all fun and games until a cop handles a Tylenol gelcap with no gloves and within seconds their socks are bothering them.

Isn't it kind of insane to think about things you did as a full adult *decades ago*?

jimmy kimmel

miss rachel

you killed the moderate …now you get the extremist

To this day I'm still so fucking angry about this.

sisko in ds9 saying "im tired of being calm, calm never got me a damn thing"

Star trek had a lot of hard lines over the years, but this remains the fucking hardest

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

I'm really trying to stay in love with Firefox, but Mozilla seems determined to kill off the user base.

Nah, you think for yourself. You're a person.

People were a mistake.